Anyway, with Ben recovered from the viral epidemic, our two week hiatus is concluded with Cliff getting a new watch strap – though listening back I think he was basically admitting a sexual assault.  Ben was bored at home and found a place to confess all of his sins.  Online.  And I did some rubber necking.

All this plus a birthday for Eric Bristow, Beethoven writing a song for his ‘bit on the side’ and why you shouldn’t buy cigarettes for kids in your dressing gown.

Go on, have a listen…

The latest episode includes Cliff’s imaginatively titled quiz, ’sound for a pound’, Angry’s intense hatred of Pandas, Google street view, lesbian school discos, and why Crufts is essentially a Nazi’s dream. All this plus the Pope apologising to God, Ben’s training course, the very first FA Cup final and a few words from Flavor Flav.

In the meantime, I’ll be trying to turn this site back into blog…

All this plus dog insurance, a new drug called meow meow, how to deal with recruitment consultants, and a list of disgusting things that have been in our mouths.

We are also happy to announce our new website, which can be found here: Angry & Cliff – The Podcast.  It’s almost finished, so feel free to come by and say hello.  As of next week, this site will return to being a ‘blog’.  A rarely updated, distinctly unpopular blog, but a blog nonetheless.  Which means of course that the show will now be published on the new site.  It won’t make a difference to your feeds or anything, so you shouldn’t even notice the difference, if you’re a subscriber.  If you’re not a subscriber, then I ask why the hell not?!

Ben has also prepared one of his special quizzes, which is loosely based on footballers.

All this plus Tangerinegate, broken PS3’s and all of your everyday items that sound like they should be sex toys.  There’s a lot of sex this week, isn’t there?  It is Ben and Cliff’s fault, they’re insatiable.

We will have a new website for the podcast soon, and so this will return to being a terrible blog.  By terrible, I of course mean formidable.

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This week discuss Ben’s secret chorister past, we learn Cliff can’t change a car tyre, and I buy the biggest root vegetable I’ve ever seen.  All this plus Gordon Brown the bully, learning sex from the Catholics, and the worst place possible to have a small domestic fire.

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We chat about how little we remember of Friday’s show, how Cliff and I have made idiots of ourself recently, and we come up with a solution to the perennial problem of fat people on planes.

All this plus birthdays for tennis players, gangster rappers and Islamic paramilitary organisations – hurray for February 16th!

Now that we have figured out how to use Skype properly, we would welcome callers to future shows, so if you happen to be a Skype users, feel free to add us (we’re ‘angryandcliff’ surprisingly), and maybe we’ll get you into a show in the near future.

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This is Ben, mid recording, on his webcam, pondering what to set light to, his cigarette, or his hamster.

It was the cigarette, by the way.

This is the bit where I mention some of the things we talked about, but drink has this strange effect where I’m not really sure what we spent 50 minutes discussing.  I’ve got vague memories of a story about Ben being hit on by a man van, and I think he might well have got married to Cliff.  The rest, I really have no idea…

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Each of us also shares an online conversation we’ve had with a website help operator, and we still can’t decide if they’re actually human or not.

All this plus regular segment On This Day in History with births, deaths and the quite lengthy origins of Groundhog Day.

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Cliff tells us all about his meeting with a genuine rock star, Ben sets Cliff and I the toughest sports movie quiz you are ever likely to take part in, and we wonder about the origins of Australia Day whilst remembering as many foreign chat up lines as we can.

All this plus regular segment On This Day in History with births, deaths and the renaming of St Petersburg.  Go and have a listen.  Go on.  Do it.

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This week we catch up on Christmas and New Year, with hangovers, passive aggressive relatives, and texting girls you barely know when drunk.

Cliff is forced to dance with his wife, and Ben and I wonder if it’s possible to die from a headspin.  All this plus movie reviews, an American history lesson and the invention of the Y Fronts.  It would be remiss of you not to listen.

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In this week’s 35 minutes of idle chatter we cover Cliff’s Facebook suicide, a European ban on loud music and Cliff comes up with possibly the worst iPhone application ever.  Not that this stops him selling the shit out of his idea.

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In his absence, Cliff tells us about going to a school disco (with his children, he is not a pervert), I explain why I am going to party in Simon Cowell’s honour, and we discuss the strange twinning of Swindon with Disney World.

All this plus, Tiger Woods, Kim Basinger, office parties and me trying to get you to buy my NewsArse book.  Honestly, you’d be a fool not to listen.  Or just a bit busy.  Or about to do something else.  Actually, there are a lot of perfectly valid excuses not to listen, now that I think about it.

Look, if you’re not doing anything too important for the next half an hour or so, have a listen, how’s that?

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Despite me coughing and spluttering my way through the recording, we managed to cover Ben leaving Facebook, Cliff being a Stuncle, and why watching Katie Price eating a Kangaroo anus has been the televisual highlight of the year so far.

All this plus film reviews, On This Day, and Tiger Woods most wayward drive to date.

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Cliff and I also discuss the week’s news which includes sickening amounts of money being won on the lottery, Simon Cowell being sickening on television and a sickening letter sent by Gordon Brown.  I’m amazed we kept our dinners down to be honest.

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The news is dominated by drug tsars, Wayne Rooney’s baby and getting a job as Al Qaeda’s Mr. 10%.  We also invent a new game for naming dubious sexual activities, which many of you joined in through Twitter and Facebook (the best ones were all name-checked!).  We were also joined by motoring correspondent Sam Burnett who explained to Cliff why the Formula One season went beyond Brazil.

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Also, Ben has been to see a film about goats, and Cliff hasn’t sworn at anyone for a whole week.

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The anniversary special is a little longer than usual, due to us missing last weeks show, and comes in at a fraction over the hour.  So there’s lots of stuff in there including Jan Moir, mentalists on trains, balloon boy, the relaxing of BNP membership rules, the X Factor’s twins, plus “jobs we think we could do because we’ve seen enough of them on television”.  If you don’t think this is enough, there is even an exclusive about Elton John’s sexuality (I won’t ruin it and tell you here).

We could have easily gone on for another hour, honestly.

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We revisit the elephant in the room, presidential cheerleaders, fighting on aeroplanes, and the Turner prize – plus lots of other stuff that I have completely forgotten.  It was good fun, and though we won’t be doing a live show every week, we will keep doing them reasonably regularly if people want us to (that means you, by the way).

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We discussed many things, including me causing a scene on a train in the name of chivalry, Cliff finally releasing his inner ‘Angry’ in a supermarket, and Ben has a little cultural quiz in which there could be only one winner.  All this plus birthdays for child molesters and murders, the origin of the ‘elephant in the room’ and what Heather Mills should do with her ‘boring’ prosthetic leg.

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Yes, I am sure you all thought Cliff and Ben did a great job last week, but I am back, whether you like it or not.  Ben still pops in for his cultural review – this week he talks about Derren Brown and Kanye West.

Cliff and I chat about narrow/long boats, why trains are utterly shit, and how I once got humiliated in front of Michelangelo’s David.  It’s like I’ve never been away. Well, if you ignore last week’s episode.

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