Comments on: More fun than throwing a poodle

By: barnsley sime

barnsley sime — Sun, 31 May 2009 22:08:44 +0000

that’s what started Hilters career!

when’s the live show then? huh huh? i need to know when i need to throw a sicky!

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Sun, 31 May 2009 15:04:40 +0000

Cliff is really just my producer. I just let him talk a bit too…

By: barnsley sime

barnsley sime — Fri, 29 May 2009 08:24:42 +0000

you see, i have a “producer” for my live shows, he keeps me informed on sound quality and other such stuff, and tells me to shut the fuck up if i’m waffling etc!
(obviously i take no notice of him at all)

By: barnsley sime

barnsley sime — Fri, 29 May 2009 08:16:51 +0000

“shampoo this”
why? have the crabs returned?

booyah! served!

By: Cliff

Cliff — Wed, 27 May 2009 10:03:16 +0000

Shampoo this.

By: Cliff

Cliff — Wed, 27 May 2009 10:01:59 +0000

Wow.

That’s more than you’ve written in a month.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Wed, 27 May 2009 08:44:37 +0000

Brilliant. Cliff, are you reading?!

Barnslesime has just ripped your research to PIECES!

I will tell my Owls supporting mate that he too is a pig. I look forward to the reaction…

By: barnsley sime

barnsley sime — Wed, 27 May 2009 07:59:32 +0000

RE: COMPLAINTS.
1. no-one can possibly be upset about sheffield united not going up.
2. both wednesday and united call each other pigs, but in fact the only ones that are, are wednesday, as their ground is on what used to be an abatoir!
3. sean bean is a twat.
4. anyone from sheffield is a de da due to the way they mangle the english language, ie; “oi de. what da think da doin?”
5. ‘live web cast’ please do it. on a night i can watch! TESCO do cheap cams! i will gladly donate one. “angry & cliff sponsered by scooter-forums radio” has a nice sound! (ok, not strictly a complaint)
6. sean bean is a blunt supporting twat.
7. Robert Francis Goldthwait was born on ‘this day’, bobcat goldthwait was a stage name he took while working in a trio (bearcat and tomcat were the others), AND I Don’t Mean to Insult You, but You Look Like Bobcat Goldthwait is a live album, not a book!
8. dog shampoo, carpet shampoo, upholstery shampoo…
9. as your northern correspondant i have no idea what you were talking about at the begining.
10. my mistake. sean bean is in fact a cunt!

and just as an aside, and anonomously if it goes to air, i work in tesco, and had to go onto a till as support one night, and served a family of fatties. they were the same. TWO full trollies of ready meals, processed shite, chips, pizza, crisps, chocolate etc.
the cost was somwhere in the region of £180 and just as they were about to pay, the woman stopped everything, woddled off and came back with TWO bananas, saying to her daughter “for the ice cream”.
unreal!

By: barnsley sime

barnsley sime — Wed, 27 May 2009 00:05:36 +0000

This weekend my good pal four dinners joined me to help celebrate my birthday. The main event was seeing the specials on sunday night, but saturday we did a live radio show.
The result was five hours of drunken ramblings which can now be heard at http://barnsleysime.podbean.com
Its pretty safe to say that you guys have nothing to fear. I’ll stick to the music and leave the chat to you.
ttfn.
Barnsley Sime