In the late 90’s, at the height of their Saturday morning television fame, Ant and Dec had a game on their show called Wonky Donkey. The aim of the game was to guess what the animal was on the screen in front of you. The twist was that the animal would be altered in some way to ensure that it’s descriptive or complimentary element rhymed with the animal name.

For example, a three legged donkey, which Ant or Dec would wobble on the screen, would be a “Wonky Donkey”.

This theme was taken and used at friends very successful house party about 8 years ago.  Entrance to the party was only allowed if you brought your own adult-themed ‘Wonky Donkey’.  I took a toy monkey wrapped in black electrical tape with a cherry tomato in it’s mouth (Gimp Chimp), and there were many many other excellent entrants to the competition.

And now the party is being revived. This Saturday, another house party will take place with the theme Wonkey Donkey EXPLICIT.

This is where you come in.  I am looking for the rudest, most explicit, most bad taste wonky donkey you can think of, as I only have a few days to source the materials to make it.

To give you a hint, some previous entrants were:

• Swine 69
• Necrophile Crocodile
• Spunky Monkey
• Arse-bead Centipede

You get the idea.  So come on Internet peeps, show me just how clever and creative you all are…

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