I Am Livid

Podcast 27 is live as Cliff and I discuss the latest thing that will end civilisation as we know it, the events of the Wonky Donkey party, and my first ever ‘celebrity’ autograph.

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 Bringing home the bacon, while we can [34:36m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Podcast 26 is upon us as Cliff and I settle into the old routine.  The old routine of sitting in front of a desk with massive headphones on and talking into a computer.  That sort of routine.

We talk about my free day out at Wembley, Cliff’s old history teacher, and I record another cold caller for nothing more than my own amusement.

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 Get with the programme [31:55m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

In the late 90’s, at the height of their Saturday morning television fame, Ant and Dec had a game on their show called Wonky Donkey. The aim of the game was to guess what the animal was on the screen in front of you. The twist was that the animal would be altered in some way to ensure that it’s descriptive or complimentary element rhymed with the animal name.

For example, a three legged donkey, which Ant or Dec would wobble on the screen, would be a “Wonky Donkey”.

This theme was taken and used at friends very successful house party about 8 years ago.  Entrance to the party was only allowed if you brought your own adult-themed ‘Wonky Donkey’.  I took a toy monkey wrapped in black electrical tape with a cherry tomato in it’s mouth (Gimp Chimp), and there were many many other excellent entrants to the competition.

And now the party is being revived. This Saturday, another house party will take place with the theme Wonkey Donkey EXPLICIT.

This is where you come in.  I am looking for the rudest, most explicit, most bad taste wonky donkey you can think of, as I only have a few days to source the materials to make it.

To give you a hint, some previous entrants were:

• Swine 69
• Necrophile Crocodile
• Spunky Monkey
• Arse-bead Centipede

You get the idea.  So come on Internet peeps, show me just how clever and creative you all are…

Podcast 25 arrives with Cliff returning tanned, toned and definitely not stoned (this is why he does the intros).

We hear of Cliff’s holiday adventures, I am shocked to learn that Sam Fox is a lesbian, and you, the listener, are invited to interpret a recurring dream I am having (please do not tell me I am mad).

The Angry & Cliff podcast was also reviewed this week by people on the OTHER SIDE OF THE ATLANTIC, which is in America.  That Podcast Show said some nice things about us, and a couple of clips were included for no reason other than to stroke our burgeoning egos.

All in all, it is good to have Cliff back, and hopefully we will now settle back into our weekly routine.

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 Angry & Cliff's Late Night Lesbian Review Show [30:42m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Podcast 24 arrives with yet another guest presenter, as Fat Jim has been, err, benched.

And so into the breach steps Ickle, who is possibly my tallest, skinniest and most polite friend.  He is like the anti-Jim now I come to think about it.  I do not know why I turned to him after last week’s shambles.  I have mentioned him before, when I wrote about my trip to Cornwall last year.

Anyway, he explains the delightfully happy process of being made redundant and signing-on in Oxford, and we discuss daytime television advertising before having a little look at the news and the story of 2009 so far, the masturbatory habits of Mr Home Secretary.

Cliff will be back next week, where things will return to normality.  Probably…

 

 All we are saaaying, is give piss a chance [31:21m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download