Comments on: A helping hand

By: Jonners

Jonners — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:21:02 +0000

I need to bump off an old lady so that Katy can join the ranks of the unemployed and UK Plc will still balance the books, and luckily it appears that we might have a candidate…

Just pass on her address. The “boys” will do the rest.

No mess. No fuss. No job too small.

Their words, not mine.

By: ubermouth

ubermouth — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 23:38:20 +0000

What a crusty old cow ,eh?

By: Sewmouse

Sewmouse — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 22:18:21 +0000

You certainly do get CYM points (Charming Young Man) for these self-less acts of kindness for your neighbors.

Good on ya.

By: Z

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 21:29:23 +0000

Oh you charming young man, that would be lovely of you. Hang on a minute while I get my list. I’ve got several cloth shopping bags, and you won’t go to that nasty Tesco, will you? I’ll make some nice flapjacks for when you get back.

By: Gnarlyswine

Gnarlyswine — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:24:16 +0000

sounds like you are really having a tough time of it back in the UK. Im thankfull that its only -29F (-33C) here this week and we have only had 2 meters of snow so far this winter instead of the 4.37 meteres they have had further up Ontario in Muskoka.
I suppose if it gets as bad as you guys have had it people will stop cycling to work.

You bunch of gays.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 12:31:11 +0000

Misty – None of the above. I am merely a much nicer person than you people give me credit for… Honest.

By: Misty

Misty — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 11:26:59 +0000

Aahh aren’t you a sweetie.

Were you trying to impress some gorgeous young thing who lives nearby? Or do the oldies have attractive kids/grandkids?