It is that time of year again where people give gifts and presents and hope against hope that the presents received this year are not total shite.  I am beyond that of course, as I recognise that at twenty-thirteen it is unlikely I am going to be very excited by any present I receive.  Unless I develop an overnight sock fetish.

Anyway, this is a quick seasonal greeting to all the loyal (I use the term loosely) readers of I Am Livid.  I hope you are having a better time than I am, as the last hour has been spent discussing with relatives why a satsuma should be considered a Christmassy fruit.  I will be back in the New Year, or maybe sooner, as I have just remembered an interesting Fat Jim story from a few weeks ago that I had somehow completely forgotten.

So, Merry Christmas and that.

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