Comments on: The Sole Assailant

By: Mr Happy

Mr Happy — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:44:36 +0000

The land that invented the suicide bomber? Try the Japanese and then the IRA. I’m liking it.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:14:02 +0000

Sewmouse – You should get in touch with Heather Mills, I am sure she has quite a few going spare.

By: Sewmouse

Sewmouse — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:29:31 +0000

I’m told there is a movement afoot here in the USofA to send 10000’s of shoes to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC.

I’m in.

By: GrumpyB

GrumpyB — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:29:46 +0000

Ahhhh, so that’s where all the weapons of mass destruction went.

People are wearing them on their feet!

Sneaky.

By: Megan

Megan — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 10:45:21 +0000

They can’t validate shoe based violence as women have a natural edge what with all the spiky pointy things we put on our feet. Plimsoles indeed – face down a four-inch spectator Mary Jane and then call yourself a man.

By: Lin

Lin — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:20:27 +0000

I think the North Koreans make the trainers with the flashing lights in the heel for 2p a pair wages. Imagine having a war with these!

By: clarissa

clarissa — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:03:38 +0000

what do you suppose the N. Koreans do?

By: Keef

Keef — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 07:04:14 +0000

If shoes are now to be classed as weapons my wife and daughter both have enough to make the Keef household the subject of a UN investigation. That’s just great I can expect to come home tonight to find we’ve been invaded by the USA and the bastards have nicked all my beer out of the fridge. It’s bad enough my son drinking it when he comes home from Uni.

By: Lin

Lin — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:37:51 +0000

If the BNP had used these practices I may well have joined (I would have put in lots of practice previously of course)!

I have a whole wardrobe of rarely worn, if ever, shoes. What about furry slippers and wellies? yes, I have those too.