Radio DJ and television presenter Jo Whiley has given birth to her fourth child, a baby girl.

In their infinite wisdom, her parents have decided to call her Coco Lux.

Let us just think about that for a minute.

When Coco Lux gets older and has her own family, they will be greeted at family parties with the call, “Here come the Coco Lux Clan!”  Whereupon all the black people will run and hide.

Why would you give your child a name that sounds like a stuttering racist? Unless of course you were a closet racist yourself?  We can only assume the names “Aryan Race” and “Apartheid” were considered a little too ‘in your face’, and that Coco Lux was deemed to strike the right balance between subtlety and a strong white supremacist message.

Good luck Coco, I think you will need it.

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