Comments on: Advising Al Qaeda http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/10/15/advising-al-qaeda/ Where 'net rage is all the rage... Wed, 18 May 2011 18:01:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Megan http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/10/15/advising-al-qaeda/comment-page-1/#comment-23162 Megan Thu, 16 Oct 2008 07:17:22 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/?p=902#comment-23162 Misty - An excellent point. I was being selfless and trying to think of the greater (marketing) needs of Al Qaeda, and the somewhat greater (erm... personal) needs of the possible Al Qaeda Feminine Totally Committed Martyrdom Squad. For those specific individuals - beardy and spotty ain't so bad. I assume that everyone else... well... I certainly hope... has a better grasp on things. Misty -
An excellent point. I was being selfless and trying to think of the greater (marketing) needs of Al Qaeda, and the somewhat greater (erm… personal) needs of the possible Al Qaeda Feminine Totally Committed Martyrdom Squad. For those specific individuals – beardy and spotty ain’t so bad. I assume that everyone else… well… I certainly hope… has a better grasp on things.

]]> By: ubermouth http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/10/15/advising-al-qaeda/comment-page-1/#comment-23159 ubermouth Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:31:51 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/?p=902#comment-23159 hahahahaha. Excellent post m'lord. I will definitely visit you in prison when you are dragged off for sedition. hahahahaha. Excellent post m’lord.

I will definitely visit you in prison when you are dragged off for sedition.

]]> By: Di http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/10/15/advising-al-qaeda/comment-page-1/#comment-23158 Di Thu, 16 Oct 2008 03:00:47 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/?p=902#comment-23158 Plethora of male Virgins? I'll pass ta. *Shudders remembering that time on the Isle of Wight* Plethora of male Virgins? I’ll pass ta. *Shudders remembering that time on the Isle of Wight*

]]> By: Misty http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/10/15/advising-al-qaeda/comment-page-1/#comment-23153 Misty Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:35:58 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/?p=902#comment-23153 Megan - I prefer a man who knows what he's doing, never did understand the whole virgin thing. Apart from molding them to do exactly what you want, ah now im gettin it! Megan – I prefer a man who knows what he’s doing, never did understand the whole virgin thing. Apart from molding them to do exactly what you want, ah now im gettin it!

]]> By: Megan http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/10/15/advising-al-qaeda/comment-page-1/#comment-23151 Megan Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:20:19 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/?p=902#comment-23151 Wait - employers don't trust people who work solely on the tenuous promise of sexual favours to come? Damnit! My entire career is now explained. Blast, now how do I carefully work my new enlightenment into my next evaluation meeting? On another note - shouldn't Al Qaeda seriously consider a recruitment campaign for women? I mean, with all those scruffy-bearded spot faced true believers blowing themselves merrily to smithereenies all over the place there must be a plethora of male virgins hanging around in the after-life, and I'm thinking given the gender imbalance an awful lot of them won't be in any position to be too choosy... Wait – employers don’t trust people who work solely on the tenuous promise of sexual favours to come? Damnit! My entire career is now explained. Blast, now how do I carefully work my new enlightenment into my next evaluation meeting?

On another note – shouldn’t Al Qaeda seriously consider a recruitment campaign for women? I mean, with all those scruffy-bearded spot faced true believers blowing themselves merrily to smithereenies all over the place there must be a plethora of male virgins hanging around in the after-life, and I’m thinking given the gender imbalance an awful lot of them won’t be in any position to be too choosy…

]]> By: Keef http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/10/15/advising-al-qaeda/comment-page-1/#comment-23148 Keef Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:10:34 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/?p=902#comment-23148 I don't understand why Al Qaeda can be all that short of cash, why don't they just raid their pension fund it must be wildly over-subscribed by now. I suspect an insurance company might be a better sponsor that Starbucks. This fatwa is sponsored by AIG your policy excludes religious crazies with tea towels on their heads crashing planes into your house or chopping your noggin off. Also not valid if our chairman bunks off to the Bahamas with sackloads of dosh. I don’t understand why Al Qaeda can be all that short of cash, why don’t they just raid their pension fund it must be wildly over-subscribed by now.
I suspect an insurance company might be a better sponsor that Starbucks.
This fatwa is sponsored by AIG your policy excludes religious crazies with tea towels on their heads crashing planes into your house or chopping your noggin off. Also not valid if our chairman bunks off to the Bahamas with sackloads of dosh.

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