I had always been bemused as to why women insist on having cubicles in their public conveniences.  Especially when you see the length of the queues in even in a semi-popular venue.  Surely it would make much more sense to have them all use some form of female-friendly urinal.  After all, there are rarely queues in the gents, where urinal use is rife.

Whilst pondering this problem last weekend I came to the conclusion that it would not work because they would then all be in plain sight of each other.  Which is not a problem for men, obviously, as staring straight ahead and avoiding eye/genital contact is something we are all pretty good at.  We can even hold conversations whilst our noses are inches from the wall.

Women on the other hand simply can not ignore the things around them.  I have often witnessed a ten minute conversation about a woman who walked passed in a crowded bar, a conversation critically dissecting every inch of her attire, even though she was only visible for approximately half a second.

Can you imagine how long these conversations would last if they could see each others vaginas as well?  It is bad enough listening to them go on about other women’s shoes without having to hear about bedraggled fannies and the current trends in pubic topiary.

I guess the cubiicles and queues are here to stay.

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