Comments on: The pikey pub

By: Manic

Manic — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:12:45 +0000

in Spain the other month I went to the loo in a bar. A sign above the urinal said “Please do not throw paper at the bat”

It appeared to say the same thing in Spanish.

There was no bat in evidence so perhaps someone had.

By: Rob Farrington

Rob Farrington — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:50:15 +0000

I hate it when you walk into a pub, and there’s a pentagram painted on one of the walls.

Always a bad sign, that one.

By: grumpyrn

grumpyrn — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:59:23 +0000

My brother in law is from Yorkshire and a more miserable bas**rd with money I have never met. So I am not surprised in the slightest that your mate thinks a pub that sells 4 pints for £6.36 is ‘brilliant’ regardless of decor or clientele but I am surprised that he went up to the bar in the first place as it is something I have never been able to get brother in law to do.

By: Equine Pimp

Equine Pimp — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 09:19:40 +0000

Would those be the fit, female ones who sent a photo in advance by any chance?

Shallow? You? Never!

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 08:43:41 +0000

Secret – Hello. I am glad it has only taken you two and half years to admit I am ‘quite’ funny. Unfortunately I do not meet people off of the Internet, apart from the ones I have done so far.

By: Secret

Secret — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:21:55 +0000

Hey Angry, You are quite funny I have to admit. Would be interesting to meet you, up for it?

By: Sim-O

Sim-O — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:13:06 +0000

£6.36 for four pints!

I got dragged out to a trendy bar at the weekend, four drinks cost me nearly £19!

I had to ask the barmaid 3 times to repeat it cos I thought I’d misheard.

By: Misty

Misty — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:31:46 +0000

As my old granny used to say –

Yorkshire born & Yorkshire bred
Strong in the arm & thick in the head.

But then I am a good Lancashire lass.

Murph – im intrigued when was the last time you shagged Chris Evans?

By: Murph

Murph — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:21:01 +0000

Talking of pissing on the floor Angry, what’s all this about you being funnier than Danny Baker? The whole world became funnier than Danny Baker after he messed up Gazza, shagged Chris Evans and disappeared up his own arse.

Which a lot of us do quite frequently.

By: Keef

Keef — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 08:15:48 +0000

Was the beer any good if not then beer prices are probably the reason the Landlord didn’t want you to piss on the floor, the pipes from the loo’s probably go straight down to the cellar and back into the barrels.
If you piss on the floor, then he would have to mop it up and wring the mop out, you would be increasing his overheads.
Perhaps the locals though you were the cops and you coming in there was the precursor to a raid and them all re-acquanting themselves with the inside of the local nick.