Comments on: Eye Contact http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/08/15/eye-contact/ Where 'net rage is all the rage... Wed, 18 May 2011 18:01:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Sam http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/08/15/eye-contact/comment-page-1/#comment-22280 Sam Sun, 17 Aug 2008 19:49:58 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/?p=757#comment-22280 You are a scouser, aren't you... You are a scouser, aren’t you…

]]> By: Chris Wood http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/08/15/eye-contact/comment-page-1/#comment-22271 Chris Wood Sat, 16 Aug 2008 13:03:57 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/?p=757#comment-22271 I wore sunglasses on a plane on Thursday, and it got me better service from cabin crew. There's a lot to be said for forgetfulness. Especially in terms of cool, because if you aren't aware of the fact, you can carry it off far better. My advice - go back wearing shades and a fuck you attitude. You'll be wading in sleazy coupling in under an hour. I wore sunglasses on a plane on Thursday, and it got me better service from cabin crew. There’s a lot to be said for forgetfulness. Especially in terms of cool, because if you aren’t aware of the fact, you can carry it off far better.

My advice – go back wearing shades and a fuck you attitude. You’ll be wading in sleazy coupling in under an hour.

]]> By: Mr Farty http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/08/15/eye-contact/comment-page-1/#comment-22268 Mr Farty Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:34:35 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/?p=757#comment-22268 That's nearly as bad as stepping off the treadmill and finding you've left your flies undone since going for a number one. Er, not that I've ever done that. That’s nearly as bad as stepping off the treadmill and finding you’ve left your flies undone since going for a number one.

Er, not that I’ve ever done that.

]]> By: Gnarlyswine http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/08/15/eye-contact/comment-page-1/#comment-22265 Gnarlyswine Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:07:11 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/?p=757#comment-22265 Its commonplace here in Lumberjackia, we have an excuse though - I literally cant see outside if I dont wear them in the summer here as its so fricken bright - not a problem I had often in the UK mwuhahahahahahahaha. Its been a miserable spring and summer this year though - mostly in the low 20s, oh well at least its back above 30 this weekend hahahahahahah. Its commonplace here in Lumberjackia, we have an excuse though – I literally cant see outside if I dont wear them in the summer here as its so fricken bright – not a problem I had often in the UK mwuhahahahahahahaha. Its been a miserable spring and summer this year though – mostly in the low 20s, oh well at least its back above 30 this weekend hahahahahahah.

]]> By: Megan http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/08/15/eye-contact/comment-page-1/#comment-22262 Megan Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:28:24 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/?p=757#comment-22262 Sewmouse - I assumed that in these fraught times the blinker thing was a statement of political affiliation, fair warning so you can avoid extremists of either persuasion. It's rather like the stickers on cars that let you know, "Hi! All of my most deeply held political and religious beliefs can be condensed to a mass produced phrase that fits on a small bit of sticky paper! Also I don't know how to parallel park and if in case of rapture this vehicle becomes unmanned you probably won't notice any difference!" Sewmouse – I assumed that in these fraught times the blinker thing was a statement of political affiliation, fair warning so you can avoid extremists of either persuasion. It’s rather like the stickers on cars that let you know, “Hi! All of my most deeply held political and religious beliefs can be condensed to a mass produced phrase that fits on a small bit of sticky paper! Also I don’t know how to parallel park and if in case of rapture this vehicle becomes unmanned you probably won’t notice any difference!”

]]> By: Sewmouse http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/08/15/eye-contact/comment-page-1/#comment-22261 Sewmouse Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:13:03 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/?p=757#comment-22261 I bet you drive your car with your left blinker signal blinking for miles at a time as well then? I bet you drive your car with your left blinker signal blinking for miles at a time as well then?

]]> By: Equine Pimp http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/08/15/eye-contact/comment-page-1/#comment-22258 Equine Pimp Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:06:39 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/?p=757#comment-22258 If it helps, I think you are a twat without sunglasses on the top of your head. However, as I am not a pretty young lady I am fairly certain that you couldn't give a fuck If it helps, I think you are a twat without sunglasses on the top of your head.

However, as I am not a pretty young lady I am fairly certain that you couldn’t give a fuck

]]> By: Vamos666 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/08/15/eye-contact/comment-page-1/#comment-22256 Vamos666 Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:10:52 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/?p=757#comment-22256 Mate, fuck 'em! I once worked a full day in a Slough off-licence with a flower behind my ear. Missus thought it would be fun to put it there while i was getting dressed and because i'm an idiot, forgot to take it out. I was called 'Darling' & 'Love' by the local urchins for a good few weeks after that. Twat! Mate, fuck ‘em! I once worked a full day in a Slough off-licence with a flower behind my ear. Missus thought it would be fun to put it there while i was getting dressed and because i’m an idiot, forgot to take it out. I was called ‘Darling’ & ‘Love’ by the local urchins for a good few weeks after that. Twat!

]]> By: Keef http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/08/15/eye-contact/comment-page-1/#comment-22255 Keef Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:10:13 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/?p=757#comment-22255 Making a production about taking them off your head was your big mistake Angry, you were effectively proclaiming your status as an uncool and forgetful nerd to her. You should have taken them off your head as if you'd know they were there all along, ignored them completely because you are securely confident in your own self-image or just put them on your face. As it was you picked the worst possible option Disappointed Angry very disappointed. Making a production about taking them off your head was your big mistake Angry, you were effectively proclaiming your status as an uncool and forgetful nerd to her.
You should have taken them off your head as if you’d know they were there all along, ignored them completely because you are securely confident in your own self-image or just put them on your face.
As it was you picked the worst possible option
Disappointed Angry very disappointed.

]]> By: Lin http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/08/15/eye-contact/comment-page-1/#comment-22254 Lin Fri, 15 Aug 2008 07:55:40 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/?p=757#comment-22254 Can't believe you wear a medallion and trackie suit with the sunglasses. No wonder people stare. Ponce! Can’t believe you wear a medallion and trackie suit with the sunglasses. No wonder people stare. Ponce!

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