Comments on: Liverpool

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 00:32:15 +0000

I love the line “I do not look like a Scouser”. Yeah, because I suppose he thinks all Scousers have perms, like the Liverpool players of the ’70s, like Souness and Keegan, who weren’t even Scousers.

By: Gnarlyswine

Gnarlyswine — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:29:23 +0000

One from Liverpool , commonly – ok always found dressed in a tracksuit , usually in the act of theft.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:27:05 +0000

Wait… time out for the misedumacated American reader again… what is meaning “scouser”??

By: Rob Farrington

Rob Farrington — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:45:05 +0000

Have you ever been to Manchester? Only, as a gentle-minded Christian, I clearly wouldn’t want anyone else to suffer as a result of being in the fucking place.

By: Jo

Jo — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:40:47 +0000

Now she sounds like a right treat. Imagine something came out of the snog, and the eventual ’so, how did you meet’ question came about.

“Well, she was going up to every bloke in the pub asking if they were from liverpool, and I was.”

Romance isn’t dead.

By: Lin

Lin — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:10:21 +0000

I suppose next years City of Culture could always be Dagenham.

By: Keef

Keef — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:37:50 +0000

Obviously one of those young ladies who radiate class and good breeding that you wouldn’t hesitate to take home to meet your parents eh Angry?
Chances are that establishing whether or not you were a scouser was the first step in determining whether or not you were the father of her child.
The broadest scouse accent it’s been your pleasure to hear?
You enjoy hearing the scouse accent ??? Irish or French maybe but scouse ???

By: Misty

Misty — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:22:08 +0000

Maybe it was one of those hen night dare things.
You know – find a scouser and snog his face off!

By: Cliff

Cliff — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:14:24 +0000

‘City of Culture’? Only if that culture is a yeast infection.

That is hilarious.

By: Cliff

Cliff — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:13:34 +0000

“Er, no I’m not a scouser.” I replied, matter-of-factly.

I hope you said this with a tone of nonchalant dismissal.

By: Vamos666

Vamos666 — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:17:36 +0000

‘City of Culture’? Only if that culture is a yeast infection.

By: Cynical Scribble

Cynical Scribble — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:15:10 +0000

I’m a scouser and that’s never happened to me. I obviously haven’t got your dashing good looks!

Was the girl orange? Lots of girls here think the orange umpa lumpa look is the one to go for.

The small lambbanana things are only around until next month I think, then they’re getting auctioned off.

By: Brennig Jones

Brennig Jones — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 07:44:52 +0000

I think you’ll find, Angry, that her behaviour constitutes what’s called ‘foreplay’ in Liverpool. In fact some folk in ‘the pool’ would think that four words is a tad over-generous and the simple one-word questiions ‘Fuck?’ or ‘Snog then Fuck?’ would suffice.