Comments on: Meaty Messages

By: Vamos666

Vamos666 — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:54:12 +0000

Alphabites, peanut butter, suicide and violent sodomy are all freely available these days.

By: Lin

Lin — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:21:47 +0000

Didn’t know they served alphabites in prison as well as peanut butter.

By: Media Training

Media Training — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:54:20 +0000

This is where alphabites come into their own…

By: megan

megan — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:17:28 +0000

Right, Jesus sees your sacred message in a cooked cow carcass and raises you one live kitten backside:

http://www.omgblog.com/2008/08/omg_family_sees_jesus_in_cat.php

By: Vamos666

Vamos666 — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:12:28 +0000

He says ‘holiday’ but they can get the internet in prison now…

By: Lin

Lin — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:32:02 +0000

Hope he remembered to splosh on the suncream, drag on the t-shirt and plonk on a hat otherwise it could be sunstroke talking.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:16:30 +0000

There was a woman in the U.S. with some toast bearing an image of the Virgin Mary, in addition to the aforementioned Christ tortilla. She sold the toast on eBay recently for around $15,000US. But first she got the toast tattooed on her arm or something — I can’t remember — it was on Miami Ink.

And yeah, I’d like evidence that the stuff in the photograph is actually meat. That’s just sick and wrong.

By: Ian Deans

Ian Deans — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:33:29 +0000

Another holiday? You ought to change the blog name from ‘I am Livid’ to ‘I’m Nicely Tanned’

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:11:18 +0000

All – I am alive and not yet taken by the Terrists…

Just been busy and on holiday next week, but will have many tales to tell upon my return.

By: xl

xl — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:41:50 +0000

[crickets]

You OK, Angry?

By: Sewmouse

Sewmouse — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:05:08 +0000

Mr Angry?
Did you get blowed up by terrahists for making Allah jokes??

By: Gnarlyswine

Gnarlyswine — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:30:11 +0000

I think his deity based ramblings has finally resulted in a well placed lightning bolt.

By: Vamos666

Vamos666 — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:09:18 +0000

Just thinking the same thing. Do you think he’s finally happy?

By: Ian Deans

Ian Deans — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:47:48 +0000

You’ve been quiet for a bit there, Angry; everything ok?

By: Manic

Manic — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:28:50 +0000

Spastic Noodles? I like that which may say much about me. Or not.

I once poured out my vindaloo takeaway and the wife insisted the sauce spelt out ‘fucking hot’. I think she was on my pills though. Possibly my vodka. She got none of my vindaloo though. There are limits to my love.

By: wolf

wolf — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:36:12 +0000

I am going to start another band, just so I can name it “Spastic Noodles.”

By: Deenie

Deenie — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:48:54 +0000

I would debate whether that is actually meat before I would debate what it may or may not say. Gross!

By: Megan

Megan — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:48:06 +0000

This is nothing. We had a holy tortilla with the face of Christ done in little burn spots. I don’t quite remember what it was significant of, but seems to me that Allah is a little late to the party on this one. Of course not long after the tortilla molded a bit and was more Che Guevara so perhaps there’s a vacancy now in the deity manifestation on edible items area.

By: Lin

Lin — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:56:32 +0000

There is available a smiley face press that you press into your bread before you toast it so that it has a nice smiley face on once it is cooked.

By: Keef

Keef — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:21:01 +0000

It’s no dafter than a burning bush, I wonder what really happened when Moses came home after tending the sheep.
“Boss I’ve been spoken to by a burning bush, God has called me to lead his people out of Egypt”
“Yeah right Moses you’ve been drinking out in the desert again have you?”
The thing that gets me about Allah sending messages to people is that for an all-powerful deity he thinks awful small. The best he can do is carve his initials in someone’s dinner?
Come on Allah if you want to convince people that Islam is the only true religion show some imagination here, move the stars around, spell your message by making some new constellations. Write your name in the heavens as it were now that would convince even me. What’s so funny about this article is the vet saying well since there’s four pieces of meat it must be genuine because more than one can’t be a co-incidence. Don’t they have carving knives in Nigeria then? I suspect the thousands of suckers flocking there to look at it and no doubt boosting the owners business is not a co-incidence either.