Comments on: Better than Jesus http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/ Where 'net rage is all the rage... Wed, 18 May 2011 18:01:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Dana http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-22142 Dana Sun, 20 Jul 2008 19:10:05 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/#comment-22142 With my luck, he'd screw up my cabinets too! With my luck, he’d screw up my cabinets too!

]]> By: ubermouth http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-22111 ubermouth Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:58:28 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/#comment-22111 I love her all ready. Great post btw I love her all ready.
Great post btw

]]> By: Jeremy http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-22102 Jeremy Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:11:48 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/#comment-22102 yes, above ground pools were around 2000 years ago. yes, above ground pools were around 2000 years ago.

]]> By: Jeremy http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-22101 Jeremy Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:10:19 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/#comment-22101 Do you think they changed the bible so that the passages where Jesus changes water into wine he actually changed beets in borscht? and plain tilapia into gefilte fish? I mean, how many people would listen to a guy who turned something boring into something even more boring. Also, there's a rumor going around that the parting of the red sea was actually just an above ground pool dyed red for passover. Do you think they changed the bible so that the passages where Jesus changes water into wine he actually changed beets in borscht? and plain tilapia into gefilte fish? I mean, how many people would listen to a guy who turned something boring into something even more boring. Also, there’s a rumor going around that the parting of the red sea was actually just an above ground pool dyed red for passover.

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-22099 Mr Angry Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:29:01 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/#comment-22099 Megan - Where we you at 10pm last night when I needed you, eh? Sewmouse - Do not fret, I have learned from Lennon's lessons, I will not be marrying a short Asian lady any time soon. The Google ad above for Jesus2020 had me wondering if there was new religious cricket team. Megan – Where we you at 10pm last night when I needed you, eh?

Sewmouse – Do not fret, I have learned from Lennon’s lessons, I will not be marrying a short Asian lady any time soon.

The Google ad above for Jesus2020 had me wondering if there was new religious cricket team.

]]> By: Sewmouse http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-22098 Sewmouse Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:45:45 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/#comment-22098 Ohhh, I'd be careful, were I you, Mr. A - remember what happened to John Lennon (many years) after he made a similar comparison of the Beatles to Mr. JC Ohhh, I’d be careful, were I you, Mr. A – remember what happened to John Lennon (many years) after he made a similar comparison of the Beatles to Mr. JC

]]> By: Megan http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-22097 Megan Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:54:27 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/#comment-22097 I always pictured Jesus as doing choice bits of furniture - sort of Chippendale only without the stripper reference. Also I did extensive research and can report that Jesus would have recommended a height of 35 etzba. Give or take a tefach. I always pictured Jesus as doing choice bits of furniture – sort of Chippendale only without the stripper reference.

Also I did extensive research and can report that Jesus would have recommended a height of 35 etzba. Give or take a tefach.

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-22096 Mr Angry Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:30:16 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/#comment-22096 Salvadore - As I wrote that line I thought about conducting further research on the correct unit of measurement in 30AD. Then I thought better of it. After all, the only person I know with that level of attention to detail has been extremely quiet of late... Keef - An electrician who returns calls and does exactly what is expected of him? You'd have better luck convincing me of the existence of a benevolent deity. Salvadore – As I wrote that line I thought about conducting further research on the correct unit of measurement in 30AD. Then I thought better of it. After all, the only person I know with that level of attention to detail has been extremely quiet of late…

Keef – An electrician who returns calls and does exactly what is expected of him? You’d have better luck convincing me of the existence of a benevolent deity.

]]> By: Keef http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-22095 Keef Mon, 14 Jul 2008 08:49:45 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/#comment-22095 Thanks for reminding me that it really is about time I watched Monty Python and the Life of Brian again, it must be over a year since I last did so. I think your friend has a point my electrician is certainly easier to contact than Jesus since I have his phone number in my palm pilot and he always calls me back after I leave a message whereas mumbling into thin air doesn't seem to produce any response that I can see The big difference between my electrician and Jesus is that my electrician has always done what I asked him too, I asked him to replace my consumer unit and he did so, I asked him to put some extra sockets in the living room and the dining room and he came and did it. Despite the many requests to God for a playboy bunny to be delivered to my bedroom as a teenager he never once came through for me. Thanks for reminding me that it really is about time I watched Monty Python and the Life of Brian again, it must be over a year since I last did so.
I think your friend has a point my electrician is certainly easier to contact than Jesus since I have his phone number in my palm pilot and he always calls me back after I leave a message whereas mumbling into thin air doesn’t seem to produce any response that I can see
The big difference between my electrician and Jesus is that my electrician has always done what I asked him too, I asked him to replace my consumer unit and he did so, I asked him to put some extra sockets in the living room and the dining room and he came and did it.
Despite the many requests to God for a playboy bunny to be delivered to my bedroom as a teenager he never once came through for me.

]]> By: Salvadore Vincent http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-22094 Salvadore Vincent Mon, 14 Jul 2008 08:47:48 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/07/14/better-than-jesus/#comment-22094 30 inches? What's that in cubits? 30 inches? What’s that in cubits?

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