Fri 11 Jul 2008
There is a lot to be said for selling your soul to the devil. Look at the success of odious ginger dwarf Anthony Worrall Thompson, you can not tell me that hasn’t come without the help of Lucifer himself.
Not only has he opened a ‘Grill’ nearby (which incidentally has had some of the worst word of mouth reviews I’ve ever heard) but he has now opened another shop a few doors up the road. I guess his new shop could best be described as a delicatessen. I have not been in, obviously.
“Have you seen AWT’s new place up the road?” asked my friend Amy.
“No.”
“It’s great, they’ve got loads of fresh food in there, lots of delicious treats.”
“Right.”
“That’s not the best bit either!”
“Oh?”
“No! They cook big joints during the day so you can have freshly cooked meat sandwiches at lunchtime, and also a more traditional meal in take-away form in the evening.”
“OK.”
“Plus they do fresh bags of prepared ingredients so you can cook your own dinner at home, to match some of AWT’s recipes. All the food is healthy, free from additives and I think there’s a lot of organic produce too.”
“So what did you buy?”
“Erm, some wine.”
So you see, when it comes to lining the pockets of AWT, there are some things even the Devil can’t do.
11 Responses to “Choices”
July 11th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Ah Yes healthy fresh food from the man who brought us a pie made out of snickers bars and is a prominent campaigner for the rights of arseholes to breath tobacco smoke in people’s face while they’re eating
Your friend does realise that the ginger w*nker’s only association with the place will be his name over the door? and that the place is actually going to be staffed by spotty teenage erks and illegal immigrants
July 11th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Obviously your friend is imminently sensible. Wine is usually the best bit, bet it was pricey though.
Must confess I did buy a set of scales promoted by AWT and they work for me. Have never seen him cook anything using scales though. I assume he is meant to be a cook?
July 11th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
hmmmm… we have a 24 hour convenience store that sells off-year snack cakes and concentrated energy drinks. Also very nasty American “beer.” Just warning that once the Prince of Darkness has actual soul ownership he loses interest rather quickly and things tend to go down-hill.
July 11th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
It’s not smoke in public places I find irksome, it’s dumbass opinions. Where do these people in these so-called “pubs” (i.e. drug dens) get off banging on about the Premier League, Iran’s nuclear threat and the theory of relativity like anybody’s interested in their obnoxious output?
July 11th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Commentary is down. This is where referential penis comes in.
July 12th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Am all confused
July 12th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
SSS - glad its not just me!
July 12th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Glammer. What the hell are you banging on about?
July 13th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
I wish people would stop commenting when drunk.
July 14th, 2008 at 1:46 am
I don’t mean what you know, Angry.
July 14th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
They cook big joints during the day
That really had me on! So the ginger twat does dope?
… so you can have freshly cooked meat sandwiches at lunchtime, and also a more traditional meal in take-away form in the evening.”
Oh. Fuckit.