I hate sexism.  Especially when it is us poor men who are being discriminated against.  We have a hard enough time as it is without organisations singling us out for special treatment.

I am talking of course about the purveyors of spam emails.

I am sick and tired of being offered a bigger penis, especially when I have to spend time working out the code in which they speak before I realise I am actually being offered a bigger penis.

“Update your manstick!”

“Be admired for your true male merits!”

“More meat is never excessive!”

I honestly thought that last one was from Dewhurst the master butchers.

But can someone tell me why is there no spam offering to “Update your mamories!”?  Why am I not being told that “More breast is never excessive!”?  If anything, these statements are more factually correct anyway.  Everyone knows that boobs can be as big as you want them to be.

It also seems that surgery is no longer needed for us men, with a simple drug regime offering all of the ‘excessive meat’ benefits listed above.  Not that I could ever be in favour of a daily regime of pill taking to affect sexual organs, as if something like that would ever be popular!

These pills I am consistently offered are just further examples of sexism though.  I have never seen an advert offering a pill that produces a smaller vagina.  I reject the claims that the invention of such a pill would lead to men all over the world crushing them up and putting them in womens drinks.  That would be stupid.  It might affect the potency of the Rohypnol.