Comments on: People who kiss dogs

By: Glammer

Glammer — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:42:48 +0000

My mate was in the Waldorf Hotel in NY once when this very sophisticated woman in a fur coat walked noisily across the lobby with a large dog. The breed escapes me, maybe an Afghan? Anyway, halfway across the lobby she tripped and landed on all-fours. Quick as a flash the dog takes his cue, in a disturbingly Pavlovian way, and mounts her.

By: Amy

Amy — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:08:53 +0000

Everard, you seem oddly delighted with that fact…

By: Everard

Everard — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:05:26 +0000

I once caught my pet hamser playing with it’s willy!

By: Scoakat

Scoakat — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:13:41 +0000

Back To Black!

Background, that is.

Just one readers vote.

By: Manic

Manic — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:36:11 +0000

I kiss my pussies. All nine of ‘em. Well ten counting the mrs….

By: Lin

Lin — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:17:15 +0000

The funny thing is the dogs in Battersea never ignore anyone. They would do anything to get out of there, even kissing!

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:26:00 +0000

Gnarly – That is very intuitive of you. What gave it away?

If the dog starts kissing you then at least you know if definitely fancies you. Unless it is drunk.

By: Gnarlyswine

Gnarlyswine — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:20:03 +0000

Im guessing you didnt get any action abroad then? Whats next – adventures at the morgue?

btw what if the dog starts the kissing?

By: Mr Farty

Mr Farty — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:12:52 +0000

“Little Angry.” Christ. Thanks for putting that thought in my head.

*shivers*

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:51:41 +0000

What is wrong with me?!?

What is wrong with the people KISSING DOGS!

Every man knows a kiss isn’t just a kiss, it’s a precursor to something else. I am sure that dogs think much the same way.

By: Misty

Misty — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:00:34 +0000

Im with EP – a little concerned at the state of Angry’s mind.

Are you not getting any at the moment Angry?
Seriously there must be an alternative to considering sex with animals!

Whores, blow up dolls, Essex Girls?

By: Equine Pimp

Equine Pimp — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:28:58 +0000

“Did you wank it off afterwards?”

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?????

What sort of sick mind even thinks of that?

Seriously, seek help

By: timorous beastie

timorous beastie — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:35:59 +0000

I’ve kissed plenty of dogs, but not in a “sexy time” way…

By: keef

keef — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 08:08:13 +0000

I presume that by Dog you mean members of the species Canis lupus familiaris and not say for example the likes of Jade Goody or the Duchess of Cornwall.
No the thought of kissing or having a sexual relationship with the family pet (who’s male in the Keef household) has never crossed my mind ever despite the fact that I’m half Welsh, though if it came to it he is probably somewhat more appealing than Ms Goody.

By: Amy

Amy — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:54:47 +0000

I’ve kissed a boy who looked like a dog. A golden Labrador, to be precise.

I hope that doesn’t count.

By: Brennig

Brennig — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:20:45 +0000

I kiss my horse. No tongues though.