Thu 19 Jun 2008
The Bajan (Barbadian) people are amongst the friendliest I have ever met. People make this statement quite often, I know, but in this case it happens to be true.
There were, however, one or two character traits that did confuse me somewhat.
In pretty much every encounter I had with a native Bajan, it would take no more than a minute for them to tell me how long they had been doing their particular job. As if this was a good thing.
I have serious reservations about a society that suffers from such an obvious lack of drive and ambition.
“I been doin’ this for fifteen years now” said the man squeezing fresh Aloe Vera out of a cactus-like leaf for my sunburnt friend, G.
“Really? And where do you see yourself in five years time?” I replied.
He looked at me blankly.
“When was the last time you reviewed your career development plan? Have you considered a mentoring program?”
I might as well have been talking Swahili.
They wonder why this part of the world is not as developed as others, but to me it is clear. There is a pressing need for some sort of career advisory service on Barbados, and whoever gets there first will clean up. Give me five years and I could have every man woman and child equipped with an iPod and Blackberry.
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June 19th, 2008 at 9:59 am
Would they all be Angry, as well?
June 19th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Plus an ulcer, hair loss & a couple of weeks off every year with ’stress’
Barbados or London - I know which i’d choose.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Indulging in a bit of freelance imperialism there Angry?
Why was he squeezing you out some Aloe Vera were you planning on washing your hair?
June 19th, 2008 at 11:55 am
They sound the same as in Yorkshire ‘Ee lad, I bin mekking these pork pies from lad t’ man’.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Does the silence on the matter mean you did not make a good showing at this years Superstars then?
June 19th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Your Google ads offer “Jobs in Barbados” and “Whole Leaf Aloe Vera.” Nice marketing, Angry.
June 27th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
I found you through ‘it’s gone a lil wonky” ~ wanted to see who else he thinks writes better than he does. Your blog cracks me up!
Next time you’re in Barbados, maybe try the Swahili….? You never know, maybe Aloe Vera Man was facing a language barrier after all. (It could happen!)
Funny, funny work ~