I realise that you love reading my witterings on the screens that you are currently staring at. There is nothing wrong with that, it is perfectly normal. However, for those of you that prefer your entertainment in a real live tactile format, I have good news!

I have released a book!

Well, I have not released it my self, technically speaking. But the delightful Sarah Peach has kindly put together a compilation of my best post. There are some other people in and around my post I think, but the important thing is that I AM IN PRINT!

I have yet to see a penny from this obvious money-spinner, but I am sure this is an oversight. Sarah, the prankster, has been going on about giving all the money it makes to Warchild. She is so funny sometimes. As if I would allow my work to fund the training of child super-soldiers!

Anyway, you should all go here and buy a copy.

I will sit back and wait for the royalties to come flooding in.