Wed 4 Jun 2008
I am not always livid. Well, not every single day.
Today is one of those days.
By the time you read this I will be in the air. This is because a series of extremely unlikely circumstances have conspired to present me with a free holiday in Barbados. I know what you are thinking, “if anyone deserves such a treat, it is you Angry”. And you are right. Sometimes these things are given to the most undeserving cases, but this is proof that sometimes the good guys win too.
I will be back in a week, so please be good whilst I am away. Feel free to leave links in the comments below to anything you think is funny for people to browse to in my absence.
So, as they say in Barbados, Adios!
15 Responses to “Sometimes I am happy”
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June 4th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Well this is awkward isn’t it? It’s like going on holiday by yourself or your first day at Uni standing around feeling slightly embarassed and desperately hoping someone breaks the ice and gets a conversation going.
Don’t they have t’internet in Barbados then ?
June 4th, 2008 at 9:25 am
Hahaha, I used to live with a guy from Barbados. I’m saying no more. Hahaha.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Should we all club together and buy Angry a one-way ticket to somewhere? The we will be able to live normal lives again!
June 4th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Is it only me that thinks Angry has been sold into slavery???
June 4th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Sheppitsgal admittedly my knowledge of slavery is drawn entirely from Hollywood sci-fi and fantasy films and is therefore probably riddled with factual errors but I always thought female slaves ended up wearing skimpy outfits and sitting on cushions whilst male slaves rowed big boats or worked in the spice mines of Kessel (how do you mine spice? and where the hell is Kessel?) none of which would seem to apply in the current situation
Perhaps the reason he doesn’t talk too much about where he works is that he’s been deceiving us and is really an agent for MI6, That picture last week might have been a clever clue for those in the know.
I think we all want more details on these “extremely unlikely circumstances”
June 4th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Slavery or he will be returning with a timeshare - or a new religous view - if he doesnt drink the Kool Aid.
June 4th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Come back you splitter!
June 5th, 2008 at 8:54 am
He’s bound to return with whines about the fingernails of Barbadan customs officers, the shocking disrepair of their infrastructure, the cheapness of their tourist souvenirs and the dull conformity of their whores.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:57 am
If that’s true Glammer you wonder why he’s gone there, it sounds just like Windsor and Windsor at least has a Legoland
June 5th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
You could not be more wrong. I found the whores to be most adventurous.
It is brilliant here. I have spent the last hour practicing my “Daniel Craig getting out of the sea”.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
“If anyone deserves such a treat, it is you Angry” is CLOSE to what I thought, Angry…
Enjoy the beach while you can. You DO know that, after he managed to haul all his muscles out of the water, poor Daniel had his boy bits assaulted by a bad-tempered losing Poker player wielding a VERY vicious-looking rope…
June 5th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
They say adios in Barbados? I thought they only said that at Cesar’s Mexican and Greek diner (well, on the East side they say adios in a friendly manner as they hand over your vegetarian burrito and salsa. On the West side they wear frilly white skirts and try to compensate by grunting yassas in a menacing and butch fashion as they hand over your gyros and hummus). We have a rich culture in my town.
June 5th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
“getting out of the sea”
If that involves Speedo swimwear (or less), please do not post a photo or PodCast.
(Have a great visit.)
June 6th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Angry - If Michael J Fox had shagged his mum at the Dance Under The Sea, just for kicks, would he instantly become a mong? Could that happen?
June 10th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Another holiday Angry? Slacker!