Comments on: The waiting list http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/ Where 'net rage is all the rage... Wed, 18 May 2011 18:01:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: llcoolkate http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21922 llcoolkate Fri, 30 May 2008 14:13:36 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21922 p.s. it's easier to obtain forgiveness than it is to obtain permission... fuck the rules maaaan! p.s. it’s easier to obtain forgiveness than it is to obtain permission… fuck the rules maaaan!

]]> By: llcoolkate http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21921 llcoolkate Fri, 30 May 2008 14:11:52 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21921 We're all dying, slowly. Heck, I'm dying right now... Let us gate crash the wedding. Naked. Yeah! We’re all dying, slowly. Heck, I’m dying right now…

Let us gate crash the wedding. Naked. Yeah!

]]> By: ninja chinchilla http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21904 ninja chinchilla Tue, 27 May 2008 22:03:10 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21904 I was going to say I'm not roadkill but thanks to half a bottle of whiskey on Saturday night, which caused me to come second in a fight with a pavement, my face suggests otherwise. I was going to say I’m not roadkill but thanks to half a bottle of whiskey on Saturday night, which caused me to come second in a fight with a pavement, my face suggests otherwise.

]]> By: Amy http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21903 Amy Tue, 27 May 2008 20:42:10 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21903 Hmmm. Why not be really impressive, and invite every single female who reads this Blog to come? Then turn up with loads of women hanging over you. It'd make for some interesting wedding photos if nothing else. Hmmm.

Why not be really impressive, and invite every single female who reads this Blog to come?

Then turn up with loads of women hanging over you.

It’d make for some interesting wedding photos if nothing else.

]]> By: Manic http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21900 Manic Tue, 27 May 2008 19:05:39 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21900 I love a good wedding reception as getting drunk is my forte. Sadly I am not a fit woman. I'm not a fit man either as it happens but that's besides the point.... I love a good wedding reception as getting drunk is my forte.

Sadly I am not a fit woman.

I’m not a fit man either as it happens but that’s besides the point….

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21899 Mr Angry Tue, 27 May 2008 17:34:04 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21899 Please be aware that the very first question I asked upon receiving my invitation was, "Will there be any fit single women there?" The answer was not promising. Please be aware that the very first question I asked upon receiving my invitation was, “Will there be any fit single women there?”

The answer was not promising.

]]> By: Ron,Apparently http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21898 Ron,Apparently Tue, 27 May 2008 16:20:23 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21898 Your stats are, as usual, wrong. 100% of marriages end in death for both protagonists at some point, surely? Pedantic cunt, I am. Your stats are, as usual, wrong. 100% of marriages end in death for both protagonists at some point, surely? Pedantic cunt, I am.

]]> By: xl http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21896 xl Tue, 27 May 2008 14:52:24 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21896 1. Fat Jim's impending nuptials begs for a Podcast so that Angry can torture him properly. 2. Have they thrown down the challenge that Angry cannot find a "+1" by the wedding date? 1. Fat Jim’s impending nuptials begs for a Podcast so that Angry can torture him properly.

2. Have they thrown down the challenge that Angry cannot find a “+1″ by the wedding date?

]]> By: Equine Pimp http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21895 Equine Pimp Tue, 27 May 2008 14:17:05 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21895 I need to pick up on the point made by Léonie. Angry - you know a harem of nubile young lovelies? Her response suggests you do. How many of them would think of you as a potential if they didn't think you were gay? Léonie - and you missed out star of screen and soon to be world famous comedy writer I need to pick up on the point made by Léonie.

Angry – you know a harem of nubile young lovelies? Her response suggests you do. How many of them would think of you as a potential if they didn’t think you were gay?

Léonie – and you missed out star of screen and soon to be world famous comedy writer

]]> By: Sewmouse http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21894 Sewmouse Tue, 27 May 2008 14:04:59 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21894 Fat Jim is getting married????!!!??? I am distraught. *sobs* Fat Jim is getting married????!!!???

I am distraught.

*sobs*

]]> By: peach http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21893 peach Tue, 27 May 2008 13:56:08 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21893 I would offer to accompany you, but I fear a 3-4 month pregnant lady might not cause the same sort of surprise at you actually having a date that you might have anticipated... X I would offer to accompany you, but I fear a 3-4 month pregnant lady might not cause the same sort of surprise at you actually having a date that you might have anticipated…

X

]]> By: Léonie http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21892 Léonie Tue, 27 May 2008 13:51:04 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21892 That is discrimination! You are now a famous blogger and should therefore be allowed, if not encouraged, to bring with you a harem of nubile young lovelies to every social engagement you attend. That is discrimination! You are now a famous blogger and should therefore be allowed, if not encouraged, to bring with you a harem of nubile young lovelies to every social engagement you attend.

]]> By: Megan http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21891 Megan Tue, 27 May 2008 13:34:30 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21891 You'll need to provide more information: 1. Where do these nuptials take place? Somewhere with good beaches, museums etc (based on fit woman's personal preference of course) adds points, a "where-we-met" do at the dodge 'ems knocks points off 2. Catered? Food provided by reasonable outfit, fine; food provided by cousin Mavis who knows her way around squeezy-cheeze is less so 3. Liquor - quantity and quality should be addressed 4. Dress - will Fat Jim be donning a kilt? When one considers the answer to that and the information from point 3 it is necessary to ask a) are there significant blackmail possibilities with Fat Jim and b) if not is there a danger of visuals that could produce mental scarring? You’ll need to provide more information:

1. Where do these nuptials take place? Somewhere with good beaches, museums etc (based on fit woman’s personal preference of course) adds points, a “where-we-met” do at the dodge ‘ems knocks points off

2. Catered? Food provided by reasonable outfit, fine; food provided by cousin Mavis who knows her way around squeezy-cheeze is less so

3. Liquor – quantity and quality should be addressed

4. Dress – will Fat Jim be donning a kilt? When one considers the answer to that and the information from point 3 it is necessary to ask a) are there significant blackmail possibilities with Fat Jim and b) if not is there a danger of visuals that could produce mental scarring?

]]> By: Amy http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21890 Amy Tue, 27 May 2008 10:10:55 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21890 Just find a ladyfriend at the wedding, Angry. You've probably got more of a chance there than anywhere else. Or a manfriend. Either way. Weddings are good places to get coupled up. Just find a ladyfriend at the wedding, Angry. You’ve probably got more of a chance there than anywhere else.

Or a manfriend. Either way. Weddings are good places to get coupled up.

]]> By: Keef http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21889 Keef Tue, 27 May 2008 09:45:06 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21889 Yes but what happens if you manage to find a date in the next few weeks, persuade Fat Jim (or his wife to be rather) to let you take her and then meet the Girl of Your Dreams at the wedding eh? Does the future Mrs Fat Jim have any fit sisters you could end up related to him. Yes but what happens if you manage to find a date in the next few weeks, persuade Fat Jim (or his wife to be rather) to let you take her and then meet the Girl of Your Dreams at the wedding eh?
Does the future Mrs Fat Jim have any fit sisters you could end up related to him.

]]> By: blauerdrache http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21888 blauerdrache Tue, 27 May 2008 08:35:22 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21888 Will you supply suitable head gear...no I don't mean a paper bag either...? And do you have a slush fund available so that said attendee can attire herself in required wedding attendance garments? If so, add me to the list, always up for a freebee :) Will you supply suitable head gear…no I don’t mean a paper bag either…? And do you have a slush fund available so that said attendee can attire herself in required wedding attendance garments? If so, add me to the list, always up for a freebee :)

]]> By: Jaggy http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21887 Jaggy Tue, 27 May 2008 08:30:19 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21887 Seems like hot you've hit the winning formula for attracting women Angry, make out your desperately trying not to appear sad, lonely and homosexual when a guest at someone's wedding. Bingo, watch the offers flood in! Seems like hot you’ve hit the winning formula for attracting women Angry, make out your desperately trying not to appear sad, lonely and homosexual when a guest at someone’s wedding. Bingo, watch the offers flood in!

]]> By: Anna http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21886 Anna Tue, 27 May 2008 08:17:20 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21886 ...or you may have emails from slinky Russian babes who claim they are responding to your lonely singles ad....ah...except his time they actually are.... …or you may have emails from slinky Russian babes who claim they are responding to your lonely singles ad….ah…except his time they actually are….

]]> By: Oli http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/comment-page-1/#comment-21885 Oli Tue, 27 May 2008 08:00:55 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/05/27/the-waiting-list/#comment-21885 Be careful how you ask for applicants, next thing you know a barrage of e-mails from female bodybuilders will be landing in your inbox. More muscle than a bull and about as much breast as a newborn Be careful how you ask for applicants, next thing you know a barrage of e-mails from female bodybuilders will be landing in your inbox. More muscle than a bull and about as much breast as a newborn

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