I have always believed that I will take my place in the history books. I had hoped it would be for something other than this little-read website, but I am not fussy about how I am remembered. So long as I am.

So I was delighted to receive an email from the British Library asking me to take part in their web preservation programme. I must admit to not even knowing that the Internet was endangered, but if people are happy to try and save the Whales, then I should do my bit to save the Internet.

Apparently the British Library are only approaching websites which “represent aspects of UK Heritage”. I am not sure which aspect of UK heritage I represent, but I like to think it is all of them.

I am sure this news is also a relief to all you readers, as you can now be safe in the knowledge that your great great great grandchildren (if you are not barren or a jaffa) will be able to enjoy my witterings as much as you have done. They will probably wonder who Fat Jim is, but I am sure by that point he will have his own page on Wikipedia outlining his various crimes against humanity.

Bearing in mind that what I write is now going to be, quite literally, in the history books, I have a new found feeling of responsibility to address only the serious issues of the day in modern Britain. Luckily, I have decided to completely ignore this feeling and continue in the same vein as I have done for the last two and a bit years.  Lucky, lucky you.