I do not understand how vegetarianism is so popular. It makes no sense whatsoever. It is entirely against our evolutionary imperative as human beings (my apologies to all the non human beings reading this in the future).

It is not that I dislike vegetarians personally. Not at all. In fact, I have met some quite fit vegetarians over the years, I just imagine them to be less than enthusiastic lovers. I guess I am the kind of guy who thinks that any woman capable of sucking the meat off a T-Bone is a good egg.

Vegetarianism just does not make sense. To make my point I would ask you to take evolution back a few thousand years and picture a hungry carnivore in his cave, if he was starving he would simply go out and bang the nearest Buffalo on it’s head, and then “Pow!” He is fed.

But what if you were to picture his herbivore neighbour in the same hungry predicament. Did he wander outside and ask himself, “I wonder how that potato I planted this morning is getting on?”

I do not think it is any coincidence that we have yet to discover any cave paintings of broccoli  florets.

The only acceptable reason to be a vegetarian is not a love of animals, but that you really hate plants.

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