Comments on: Oops?

By: Medusa

Medusa — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:24:04 +0000

Facebook should have a “Why are you removing this friend?” section, a bit like the form for editing how you know each other. It could include:
- I thought she’d be hot but she’s not.
- He was my first shag and he’s forgotten me, the bastard.
- This person is even more boring online than she was at school.
etc.

By: Richard

Richard — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:19:40 +0000

Most old school friends are cunts, myself included.

By: Poppy

Poppy — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:44:55 +0000

Aimee, that was the weirdest thing I’ve ever read…

By: vamos666

vamos666 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:05:44 +0000

…or It could just be one of your mates dicking about?

By: Aimee

Aimee — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:00:00 +0000

maybe it isn’t a woman at all.
maybe it’s a man who crushed on you throughout those four academic years filled with longing and far-fetched expectations
maybe it’s the President of the University who used to look for you among the student body and pictured the pimples on your back spelling out his name
maybe the old geezer puts on stockings and cherry flavored lipstick and pushes the few white hairs he has left under a long blond wig. and maybe he bends over in white wedding dress so you could check out his liverspotted chest while he sings “Happy Birthday” to you in a Marilyn Monroe sort of way and pictures you in a bathtub full of bubbles and contraceptives.
and maybe he waited 10 years for you to sign up on a popular social networking site just to send you a message saying hi so that the fantasy could finally become reality.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:52:28 +0000

Al – I’ve written about her and Pete Doherty enough in the past. I am reulctant to give her the oxygen of publicity. If I’m honest I’m not happy about giving her the oxygen of oxygen.

By: Al

Al — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:21:23 +0000

Hi Angry, Bit disappointing today as I expected Amy Housewine rant. NO,No No. Who is this Cunt, I don’t want to know,know,know. You could at least have done the, “How can you headbutt someone with a bearskin on joke but no, no, no. Instead you are fucking about on Facebook which is a dead giveaway as you are not at all angry. Just getting old. Go and have a rest. You have let me down!

By: xl

xl — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:58:36 +0000

An additional question to her, “What are you wearing?”.

By: Sewmouse

Sewmouse — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:02:46 +0000

You do realize that some of those “hottie” girls from school have now become overweight moms with support hose and snot-nosed toddlers hanging from their hips?

On the other hand, some of those girls who were marginal-at-best may have blossomed into utterly gorgeous specimens of female lovelyness – and you’d de-friend her without knowing?

Now, had you said you wanted to de-friend her for her ghastly text-speak message, I’d be right behind you on that!

By: Brennig

Brennig — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:59:26 +0000

There should be a Freecycle facility on Facebook – recycle the friends you don’t want, that kind of thing. If I could be arsed I’d write the utility and submit it.

By: vamos666

vamos666 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:55:08 +0000

Don’t knock it, there’s nothing wrong with having a strange girl sitting on your facebook…

By: Glammer

Glammer — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:00:33 +0000

Serves you right for being trendy and going on Facebook. They’re not really your friends, y’know? Try borrowing money off them and see how far you get.

By: Keef

Keef — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:25:19 +0000

You’ve been lying to us all this time ? Your name’s not really Angry ?? How could you ??
Consider yourself lucky at least you went to a school which had hotties, I went to an all boys grammar school. We shared a swimming pool with the girls grammar school but whenever they used it, the teachers would throw up an exclusion zone around it to keep us away from them. I couldn’t wait to go to Uni.