Comments on: Things I have learnt this week

By: Richard

Richard — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:24:17 +0000

Birds, eh? Can’t live with ‘em etc.

By: StokeySiren

StokeySiren — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:13:17 +0000

Freecycle em believe me you get lots of interesting emails.

By: bittersweet me

bittersweet me — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 13:12:37 +0000

*passes tissue*

By: Sam

Sam — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:44:51 +0000

‘Cept it’s not really that secret now, is it?

By: Glammer

Glammer — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 13:35:13 +0000

My mate and I have a secret organisation known as the S.O.S., which stands for Save Our Stuff. We go round to the homes of blokes who’ve been dumped and take their stuff for safe keeping before they give it away in a ridiculous attempt to win her back. She, of course, has a new nest planned and needs your TV, stereo, bank details and suchlike. As our patron saint, Ben Folds out of the Ben Folds Five, so wisely said, “Give me my money back, give me my money back, you bitch. And don’t forget my black teeshirt.”

By: Jo

Jo — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:50:55 +0000

I should think large pots of canesten are also rather difficult to buy without raising a smile from the pharmacist…

By: greavsie

greavsie — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:31:00 +0000

You could always keep the canestan and use it for wedding gifts if you’re too late getting hold of the wedding list?

By: Brennig

Brennig — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:37:03 +0000

Angry went out with a dog?

By: xl

xl — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:36:27 +0000

“girlfriend mentions an itch”

The public health authorities may be getting in touch with you soon.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:23:11 +0000

Oli – I have had loads of girlfriends. LOADS. Gazillions in fact!

GeorgeC – If I stopped concentrating on the bad things this website would die a very swift death…

Keef – I was reporting a DOG!

Lin – That’s not the point. The customer is always right.

By: Lin

Lin — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:16:53 +0000

I take it the seal on the Caneston was broken then …… probably half used as well….bloody customers!

By: Mr H

Mr H — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:12:05 +0000

Oddly enough, in Embra yesterday, a case of dog abuse was reported in the local meeja. Seems, in Davidson Mains park, two pensioners hit a passing dog across the head with their walking sticks. The police are appealing for witnesses in their attempts to track them down. They were described as;

Both wearing tracksuits, the man approximately six foot, five inches and bald, the woman about five foot tall with grey hair cut in a pudding bowl cut. One of the walking sticks had deer antlers on the end.

Now, I have to ask. How fugging difficult should it be to track this couple down? You won’t be surprised to hear the police haven’t managed it yet.

By: Keef

Keef — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:27:53 +0000

WTF are you talking you about Angry? I know that we live in a society in which personal responsibility is going out of vogue but why would you ring the RSPCA to tell them you’ve got a bad haircut and a daft moniker. Do you expect them to prosecute either a) the barber or b) your parents for you?
I’ve never been dumped by a woman telling me she couldn’t scratch an itch, they tend to be MUCH less subtle. I’ve been on the receiving end of “fuck off we’re through”, “it’s not really working out between us is it?” and the all time low blow of my life.
“I wouldn’t marry you anyway,I’ve found someone better”

By: GeorgeC

GeorgeC — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:21:52 +0000

Angry, you just have to stop concentrating on the bad times. I can instantly see a plus to all of this…

You will not be short of a Nacho dip (albeit a funky flavour) for years to come!

By: Oli

Oli — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:03:09 +0000

Bloody hell, does this mean you actually managed to get a girlfriend?