Apparently an incredibly bad haircut and a ridiculous name are not considered ‘cruel’ by the RSPCA.  Technically they consider any report of such crimes to be ‘time-wasting’.  I bet it would be different if it were my Labrador shaved like Lion and called Fifi.

If your girlfriend mentions an itch she ‘just can’t scratch’ she is not politely suggesting you buy her an industrial sized pot of Canestan. She is dumping you.

And it is very difficult to return large pots of Canestan.

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