I am ill, so rather than a proper post I am going to share some pub chat with you.  The following are a few things recently claimed in the pub as being 100% verifiable fact. I do not have time to look them up, so I am just going to assume they are all true.

Gianfanco Zola has three testicles and only nine toes.

The Alan key was invented by Alan Titchmarsh.

If you tip out the plasma from inside a TV into a bowl you can build a weapon more powerful than military issue hand grenades.

Snorting pepper has hallucinogenic properties.

Scandinavians have hollower bones than most other Europeans.

Lenny Henry is a closet Nazi sympathiser, and his marriage to well known racist Dawn French is merely a an elaborate cover.

The pilot episode of Inspector Gadget was written by Professor Stephen Hawking.

Kerry Katona is allergic to all frozen foods. Except Yorkshire puddings and cake.
Jeremy Kyle is the illegitimate child of Bob Holness.

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