Comments on: A favour

By: Pat

Pat — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:05:51 +0000

4d sent me round. I think that is quite a sneaky thing to do.

By: Bob

Bob — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:49:07 +0000

You are missing the point.
Was she fit ? Did you rag her ass ? Did you suggest she change gears with her flaps ?

A missed opportunity me thinks.

By: lksn

lksn — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:28:28 +0000

I will sell you one of my kidneys if you require it in the future. I give you good price !

By: lloyd

lloyd — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:44:43 +0000

No keys were left at the office and I have no blog, but the journey did get better.

Marginally.

By: xl

xl — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:26:15 +0000

“diamond”

Maybe she intended industrial diamond?

By: Grumpy B

Grumpy B — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:53:17 +0000

God that’s so good. Con someone into doing you a huge favour then piss them off so they’ll never ask for one in return. I think nk your [ex-]friend is my new hero!

Does she have a blog?

By: Duck

Duck — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:48:38 +0000

Lloyd,

Please tell us you got to Old Windsor and realised you’d left your car keys at the office.

By: lloyd

lloyd — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:02:16 +0000

I understand Angry’s saved the best part of our journey for another post

By: Sewmouse

Sewmouse — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:39:33 +0000

Your generosity is matched only by your tact…

Quite the gentleman, you!

By: GH

GH — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:21:44 +0000

So, Mr. Amenable, I take it that you’ve blown your chances with the young lady in question now then?

By: Jaggy

Jaggy — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:08:50 +0000

I Am Livid?, more like I Am Slightly Miffed I’ve gone out my way and not even a chance of a thank you shag for being so generous.

By: Billyo

Billyo — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:45:46 +0000

You picked her up anyway because you didn’t want to look like a tight-arse, and yet proceeded to tell her that you are at tight-arse. Interesting….

By: Lin

Lin — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:00:15 +0000

Oh wow, had I have known what a diamond you are you could have taken me to work yesterday especially as I am quite near in South London and work in Kensington and possibly even home again. I would have freely donated my fingernails!

By: keef

keef — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:36:27 +0000

God you’re a wuss Angry, Wait till you’ve got kids, “Dad I’ve missed my bus can you come and get me?, Dad can you pick me up from my friends?” or in-laws for that matter, Last summer I got up at 2am to drive from the Midlands to Heathrow to collect my wife’s parents and listen to them telling me what a great time they’d had in Australia all the way home as I stared blearily through the windscreen.

By: Ellie

Ellie — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:17:22 +0000

Thats quite rude – i also would have opened the passenger door and given her a not so gentle shove although maybe you are now entitled to a kidney AND half a liver ?

By: GeorgeC

GeorgeC — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:06:09 +0000

woah woah woah…. woah!

At the first hint of anything less than friendly from her mouth.. i.e. the “Fuck Off” part, you should have kicked her arse to the curb! Some people have no respect I tell you!

At least some good has come of this, she has now established the bounds of your generosity and as such she should hopefully think twice (or with a bit of luck, dare I say thrice?) before deciding to bother you with such tasking favours again.

By: Dr J

Dr J — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:00:22 +0000

We quite fancy a trip in to the O2 in the summer to do the Mummy thing. What time should we get to Windsor to cadge a ride in from a “local”? I’ll gladly trade you one of the childrens’ kidneys.. after all they’ve got two each.

By: eetee

eetee — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:40:47 +0000

I was staying in the Coppithorne hotel Slough/Windsor a couple of weeks back…
I would have asked for a lift into Windsor had I known!
Not sure which vital organ I’d give up though.