Comments on: Helping the Police http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/ Where 'net rage is all the rage... Thu, 19 Aug 2010 08:21:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: ubermouth http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-21012 ubermouth Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:31:36 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/#comment-21012 I went fabric shopping once and noticed the sales girl at the counter was leaning over having a serious conversation wiht her beau. I asked her if she had any polycotton blends to which she said no and the guy looked at me oddly. Of course being rather , well extremely, beautiful I was used to that...until I realized he had a gun on her and it was a stick up. I didn't even have lipstick on for when the hot police officers arrived. I went fabric shopping once and noticed the sales girl at the counter was leaning over having a serious conversation wiht her beau. I asked her if she had any polycotton blends to which she said no and the guy looked at me oddly. Of course being rather , well extremely, beautiful I was used to that…until I realized he had a gun on her and it was a stick up.
I didn’t even have lipstick on for when the hot police officers arrived.

]]> By: annie http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-20986 annie Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:55:49 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/#comment-20986 Well, I didn't hear you offer them tea, so perhaps it was YOU who was doing the snubbing! Well, I didn’t hear you offer them tea, so perhaps it was YOU who was doing the snubbing!

]]> By: Anna http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-20984 Anna Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:56:42 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/#comment-20984 Did sooz have a snooze? Did sooz have a snooze?

]]> By: sooz http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-20983 sooz Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:12:03 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/#comment-20983 My claim to errr 'helping police fame' was when I noticed some lads breaking into a shed. I'd been to the gym and I was tired. I went to sleep for a while, still clad in lycra shorts and then thought I might just mention to the household what I'd seen. (I'd said 'I say!!!' to the chaps who were using a crow-bar and one of them said 'fuckin' ell'... When I told the nice policeman that one of the lads was about 4ft - and the other was half the size of him - their eyes sort of glazed over and I left... My claim to errr ‘helping police fame’ was when I noticed some lads breaking into a shed. I’d been to the gym and I was tired.
I went to sleep for a while, still clad in lycra shorts and then thought I might just mention to the household what I’d seen.

(I’d said ‘I say!!!’ to the chaps who were using a crow-bar and one of them said ‘fuckin’ ell’…

When I told the nice policeman that one of the lads was about 4ft – and the other was half the size of him – their eyes sort of glazed over and I left…

]]> By: clarissa http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-20980 clarissa Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:23:21 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/#comment-20980 Really! He should have given you a hug in your time of need. Really! He should have given you a hug in your time of need.

]]> By: Aimee http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-20979 Aimee Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:45:18 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/#comment-20979 "Mostly I spend my days looking out of the window waiting for something exciting to happen." I thought that elderly fellow who had a heart attack after a really engaging session of hide-n-seek with you had come back around. you should have alerted the police about him too. anyone who enjoys a street game of hide-n-seek with strangers to the point of cardiac arrest is a bit suspicious. “Mostly I spend my days looking out of the window waiting for something exciting to happen.”

I thought that elderly fellow who had a heart attack after a really engaging session of hide-n-seek with you had come back around.

you should have alerted the police about him too. anyone who enjoys a street game of hide-n-seek with strangers to the point of cardiac arrest is a bit suspicious.

]]> By: skinnyskinny http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-20978 skinnyskinny Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:03:00 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/#comment-20978 Maybe he just didn't have time to talk to you then and there. He probably nominated you for a Brave Citizen Award when he got back to the station. If you haven't heard anything by next week you should call them to chase it up. Maybe he just didn’t have time to talk to you then and there. He probably nominated you for a Brave Citizen Award when he got back to the station. If you haven’t heard anything by next week you should call them to chase it up.

]]> By: xl http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-20976 xl Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:59:38 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/#comment-20976 In a world where Al Gore is a Nobel prize recipient, driving a 4×4 clearly makes them environmental criminals as well. In a world where Al Gore is a Nobel prize recipient, driving a 4×4 clearly makes them environmental criminals as well.

]]> By: Lin http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-20973 Lin Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:27:33 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/#comment-20973 Definitely a case for CSI....do own a Columbo mac? Definitely a case for CSI….do own a Columbo mac?

]]> By: Salvadore Vincent http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-20972 Salvadore Vincent Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:05:32 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/#comment-20972 You could have asked him what the time was. You could have asked him what the time was.

]]> By: Shambo's revenge http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-20971 Shambo's revenge Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:03:17 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/#comment-20971 Apparently they need DNA to solve crimes anyway, full descriptions aren't admissible in court just think yourself lucky they didn't ask you if you'd spectrographically analysed the 'perp' Apparently they need DNA to solve crimes anyway, full descriptions aren’t admissible in court just think yourself lucky they didn’t ask you if you’d spectrographically analysed the ‘perp’

]]> By: Lin http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-20970 Lin Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:21:22 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/#comment-20970 If a 4x4 went past your window one way and you live in a cul de sac did it also have wings and take off, or maybe it nipped into a private garage........you need to investigate this. If a 4×4 went past your window one way and you live in a cul de sac did it also have wings and take off, or maybe it nipped into a private garage……..you need to investigate this.

]]> By: GeorgeC http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-20969 GeorgeC Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:14:00 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/#comment-20969 Perhaps Angry, he was just a nervous Bobby who was unsure of the current legal obligations and ensuing paperwork that would follow with striking up a conversation with a member of the public. There is most likely a PC1.1a to fill in after the conversation, then he would have to submit a PC2.4c or PC2.4d depending on the outcome of the situation! Or perhaps he was waiting for you to initiate the pleasantries? Next time there is an exciting real life criminal drama outside your door, ask the policeman what he had for his lunch? Always a good icebreaker if you are in the market for a food related discussion! Perhaps Angry, he was just a nervous Bobby who was unsure of the current legal obligations and ensuing paperwork that would follow with striking up a conversation with a member of the public. There is most likely a PC1.1a to fill in after the conversation, then he would have to submit a PC2.4c or PC2.4d depending on the outcome of the situation!

Or perhaps he was waiting for you to initiate the pleasantries? Next time there is an exciting real life criminal drama outside your door, ask the policeman what he had for his lunch? Always a good icebreaker if you are in the market for a food related discussion!

]]> By: TOWTAL http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-20968 TOWTAL Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:55:34 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/27/helping-the-police/#comment-20968 I would be genuinely excited at thought of a 25ft tall car passing your kitchen window. It's amazing that cars are that tall you can see them from well worn seat of your first floor sofa. I congratulate you on your attempts to fight crime. When are we going to see "Angry's Guardian Angels?" I would be genuinely excited at thought of a 25ft tall car passing your kitchen window. It’s amazing that cars are that tall you can see them from well worn seat of your first floor sofa. I congratulate you on your attempts to fight crime. When are we going to see “Angry’s Guardian Angels?”

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