Comments on: Domestic bliss http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/ Where 'net rage is all the rage... Wed, 18 May 2011 18:01:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: sooz http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/comment-page-1/#comment-20982 sooz Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:07:57 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/#comment-20982 See now - me being of child-rearing career *sigh* I think that all things poo related should happen in the bathroom. It is not acceptable to clean someone's arse in the living room! I also insist that anyone who can say 'can you wipe my bottom' should do so them-bloody-selves! See now – me being of child-rearing career *sigh* I think that all things poo related should happen in the bathroom. It is not acceptable to clean someone’s arse in the living room!
I also insist that anyone who can say ‘can you wipe my bottom’ should do so them-bloody-selves!

]]> By: zed http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/comment-page-1/#comment-20977 zed Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:26:24 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/#comment-20977 ahhhhhhhh, those days of changing nappies. i guess it'll soon be time for grandchildren even though my daughters have been given strict instructions not to start breeding before I'm 60. ahhhhhhhh, those days of changing nappies. i guess it’ll soon be time for grandchildren even though my daughters have been given strict instructions not to start breeding before I’m 60.

]]> By: Vikki http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/comment-page-1/#comment-20965 Vikki Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:42:10 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/#comment-20965 So <i>'nephew number two'</i> is quite apt then? So ‘nephew number two’ is quite apt then?

]]> By: Four Dinners http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/comment-page-1/#comment-20963 Four Dinners Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:03:08 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/#comment-20963 Children have always been banned from my house until they can shit in the toilet - apart from my daughter who was sorted out by her mother well away from me. My brother and sister in law wouldn't speak to me for banning their little shit machines many years ago. This was an unexpected bonus. Children have always been banned from my house until they can shit in the toilet – apart from my daughter who was sorted out by her mother well away from me. My brother and sister in law wouldn’t speak to me for banning their little shit machines many years ago. This was an unexpected bonus.

]]> By: ubermouth http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/comment-page-1/#comment-20962 ubermouth Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:20:45 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/#comment-20962 babies are like toxic chemicals. I could never change a diaper. I would die! babies are like toxic chemicals. I could never change a diaper. I would die!

]]> By: Megan http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/comment-page-1/#comment-20961 Megan Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:58:54 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/#comment-20961 "...he can barely say mama or dadda, yet he is perfectly eloquent when telling the world he has soiled himself. This does not bode well for his academic career." I agree. With qualifications like that he's almost certain to get tenure. I'm very, very sorry. “…he can barely say mama or dadda, yet he is perfectly eloquent when telling the world he has soiled himself. This does not bode well for his academic career.”

I agree. With qualifications like that he’s almost certain to get tenure. I’m very, very sorry.

]]> By: StokeySiren http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/comment-page-1/#comment-20958 StokeySiren Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:35:56 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/#comment-20958 *taking *taking

]]> By: StokeySiren http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/comment-page-1/#comment-20957 StokeySiren Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:35:34 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/#comment-20957 Some people pay to have poo thrown at them apparently - the joys of internet surfing when take a little break from work. Some people pay to have poo thrown at them apparently – the joys of internet surfing when take a little break from work.

]]> By: Mujja http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/comment-page-1/#comment-20955 Mujja Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:07:15 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/#comment-20955 I don't understand. Are you fed up because your one year old nephew had his nappy changed in your presence OR because you are part of a loving family? either way it all seems a bit overly precious of you if you don't mind me saying....... I don’t understand. Are you fed up because your one year old nephew had his nappy changed in your presence OR because you are part of a loving family? either way it all seems a bit overly precious of you if you don’t mind me saying…….

]]> By: bittersweet me http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/comment-page-1/#comment-20954 bittersweet me Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:59:10 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/#comment-20954 awwww i bet it makes you feel a little broody ... awwww

i bet it makes you feel a little broody …

]]> By: keef http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/comment-page-1/#comment-20953 keef Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:50:06 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/#comment-20953 You very soon acquire complete indifference to the sight and smell of a nappy full of poo Angry, after the first couple of dozen you'll be able to do it and eat your sandwich at the same time (though a certain amount of hand eye co-ordination really is advisable if you do) Perhaps you ought to volunteer to change a few. The first nappy I changed was my eldest niece's (who's now 28 with kids of her own) and she was trying to crawl off and smearing it over the carpet as I was changing her. Toughen up man and don't be such a wimp You very soon acquire complete indifference to the sight and smell of a nappy full of poo Angry, after the first couple of dozen you’ll be able to do it and eat your sandwich at the same time (though a certain amount of hand eye co-ordination really is advisable if you do)
Perhaps you ought to volunteer to change a few. The first nappy I changed was my eldest niece’s (who’s now 28 with kids of her own) and she was trying to crawl off and smearing it over the carpet as I was changing her.
Toughen up man and don’t be such a wimp

]]> By: Equine Pimp http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/comment-page-1/#comment-20952 Equine Pimp Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:23:20 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/#comment-20952 Have read this 3 times. What is the issue? Have read this 3 times.

What is the issue?

]]> By: Lin http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/comment-page-1/#comment-20950 Lin Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:57:24 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2008/02/26/domestic-bliss/#comment-20950 If anyone dares to utter even one swear word within 500 yards of the child guaranteed that will be his second word! We have a 6-week old baby in the family and it's amazing how you forget those first diabolical early poos. If anyone dares to utter even one swear word within 500 yards of the child guaranteed that will be his second word!

We have a 6-week old baby in the family and it’s amazing how you forget those first diabolical early poos.

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