Comments on: I wonder…

By: Glammer

Glammer — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:08:50 +0000

Oh, good. Angry’s blog is turning into a Dancing on Ice forum.

So, dancing or tricks – what’s going to win it? How about *that* Holly dress? Watershed-buster or just a little trampy?

By: Badger

Badger — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:34:46 +0000

Don’t sit there. I’ve shat.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:52:44 +0000

scaryduck – My Mom put that on as well! I thought I was watching a nature program until that one that used to be a trollop in Eastenders turned up.

By: Scaryduck

Scaryduck — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:49:36 +0000

I was forced to watch Dancing on Ice AND that crappy twee African bollocks with Amanda Chuffin’ Holden. This is what happens when you get married.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:17:05 +0000

I DO NOT WATCH THIS TELEVISION PROGRAMME EXCEPT WHEN FORCED TO BY MY PARENTS!

By: Aimee

Aimee — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:49:11 +0000

being on a show called “Dancing on Ice” when you’re over 30
having a set of choppers even Nancy Kerrigan would envy
wearing a costume that’s akin to a body sized condom
falling on your ass in front of millions of people because you tried to do a move you were practicing all f**king week with a coach who also teaches 6 year olds the same jump in the same body sized condom outfit

i’d say a toothy grin to compliment the now wet buttocks isn’t where shame went out the window

By: Jo

Jo — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:48:43 +0000

“watching Dancing on Ice, or whatever it is called,”

Don’t play dumb, Angry. You KNOW what it’s called, and what time it’s on, and how to vote. You’re fooling no one.

By: skinnyskinny

skinnyskinny — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:30:06 +0000

No Z you’re not alone, I’ve never seen it either. Why the fuck would I want to? And have you noticed how people have apparently only seen it “when they were visiting their folks”. BS. My folks never did anything like that to me. Maybe they just preferred not to drive their daughter to gauge her own eyes out with the tv remote.

By: gnarlyswine

gnarlyswine — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:30:03 +0000

oh dear – a bit of a mentalism there , this one should work

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Richard+Zednik+jugular&search_type=

By: gnarlyswine

gnarlyswine — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:28:43 +0000

Everyone has to be mobile on ice here – since the ground is covered in it 6 months of the year. Must be why he has been deported.
Still , falling in hockey is a lot more interesting than celebrity Dance twats on ice.

http://www.realclearsports.com/video_log/2008/02/richard_zedniks_jugular_cut_by.html

he didnt get up grinning like an idiot – he did manage to hold his throat closed long enough to skate back to the bench before collapsing – I would love to see a football players reaction to this injury. I dont think the magic sponge sorted it either.

By: GH

GH — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:34:15 +0000

His problem is that Canadians can only skate if they’ve got a stick in their hands, and the only jump they do is onto the opposition while they’re lying unconcious on the ice.

By: Z

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:02:18 +0000

Never seen it. It seems I’m in the minority.

By: Duck

Duck — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:56:52 +0000

God. Didn’t expect to be outing myself as a Dancing on Ice viewer today. What have you started, Angry?

By: Duck

Duck — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:53:44 +0000

yes, why can’t he skate?

Aren’t people from Canadia pre-programmed for ice hockey and other winter shit like that?

I watched it as well – but only because the Little Ducks like it.

By: Jaggy

Jaggy — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:36:18 +0000

“Dancing on Ice, or whatever it’s called”

That’s the most feeble attempt at “I never watch that gay program” ever.

Admit it, you’re a massive fan.

By: Mr Farty

Mr Farty — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:05:47 +0000

I don’t watch that Dancing on Ice rubbish at all and anyone who says otherwise is a liar…but that Kristina Lenko is hawt. As the yoof of today put it.

By: bittersweet me

bittersweet me — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:17:11 +0000

i have just got back from visiting my parents who had recorded this “show” in order that i did not miss out. They made me watch the highlights .. and the comments.

Otherwise, of course, i wouldn’t have had a clue what you were talking about.

By: Glammer

Glammer — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:35:57 +0000

He’s actially getting better. Yes, that was an improvement.

So I watch Dancing on Ice. What’s it to ya? Best show on the telly and you’ve been missing it. I’m afraid you are the loser for not being in touch with your feminine side, like a big hairy homophobic redneck racist.

He did seven jumps when all around were cacking themselves to do one. Okay, technically six, and a couple of those were a bit spazzy, but better than kid-on jumps like some did.

Plus, Suzanne Shaw pulled it out of the bag to beat the first DoI axel by Chris Fountain. Way to go, girlfriend, uh-huh.

By: Lin

Lin — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:33:48 +0000

Exactly … Abu Hamza … funniest thing, nearly fell off my chair!

By: Anna

Anna — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:12:10 +0000

…he looked about as comfortable as Abu Hamza during a piano lesson…

*chuckle*