…Is Greg Rusedski a mental?
I mean a proper window-licking mental, not just a bit ‘wacky’. I only ask after recently watching Dancing on Ice, or whatever it is called, whilst visiting my folks.
As he stumbled across the ice in his lycra one-piece, he looked about as comfortable as Abu Hamza during a piano lesson.
All the while grinning like a complete and utter spaz.
Apparently the contestants were asked to do a ‘jump’ this week, and our Greg delivered by leaping across the rink with all the grace of a man in a chicken suit. Then he fell on his arse, on live TV, and got up grinning like an idiot.
Now, I understand it is difficult not to grin when you have a set of teeth and lower jaw like he does, but come on man, have some fucking shame.
Any normal person would be racked with embarrassment, but not our Greg. He positively revelled in his dismal failure. Clearly being an adoptive Brit, our celebration of glorious losers has rubbed off on him a bit more than perhaps he had hoped it would. Perhaps he should spend some time back in Canada to remember what it should feel like when you lose.
Oh, and he should learn to skate while he is there.
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Anna · February 25, 2008 at 10:12 am
…he looked about as comfortable as Abu Hamza during a piano lesson…
*chuckle*
Lin · February 25, 2008 at 10:33 am
Exactly … Abu Hamza … funniest thing, nearly fell off my chair!
Glammer · February 25, 2008 at 10:35 am
He’s actially getting better. Yes, that was an improvement.
So I watch Dancing on Ice. What’s it to ya? Best show on the telly and you’ve been missing it. I’m afraid you are the loser for not being in touch with your feminine side, like a big hairy homophobic redneck racist.
He did seven jumps when all around were cacking themselves to do one. Okay, technically six, and a couple of those were a bit spazzy, but better than kid-on jumps like some did.
Plus, Suzanne Shaw pulled it out of the bag to beat the first DoI axel by Chris Fountain. Way to go, girlfriend, uh-huh.
bittersweet me · February 25, 2008 at 11:17 am
i have just got back from visiting my parents who had recorded this “show” in order that i did not miss out. They made me watch the highlights .. and the comments.
Otherwise, of course, i wouldn’t have had a clue what you were talking about.
Mr Farty · February 25, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I don’t watch that Dancing on Ice rubbish at all and anyone who says otherwise is a liar…but that Kristina Lenko is hawt. As the yoof of today put it.
Jaggy · February 25, 2008 at 12:36 pm
“Dancing on Ice, or whatever it’s called”
That’s the most feeble attempt at “I never watch that gay program” ever.
Admit it, you’re a massive fan.
Duck · February 25, 2008 at 12:53 pm
yes, why can’t he skate?
Aren’t people from Canadia pre-programmed for ice hockey and other winter shit like that?
I watched it as well – but only because the Little Ducks like it.
Duck · February 25, 2008 at 12:56 pm
God. Didn’t expect to be outing myself as a Dancing on Ice viewer today. What have you started, Angry?
Z · February 25, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Never seen it. It seems I’m in the minority.
GH · February 25, 2008 at 1:34 pm
His problem is that Canadians can only skate if they’ve got a stick in their hands, and the only jump they do is onto the opposition while they’re lying unconcious on the ice.
GH
gnarlyswine · February 25, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Everyone has to be mobile on ice here – since the ground is covered in it 6 months of the year. Must be why he has been deported.
Still , falling in hockey is a lot more interesting than celebrity Dance twats on ice.
http://www.realclearsports.com/video_log/2008/02/richard_zedniks_jugular_cut_by.html
he didnt get up grinning like an idiot – he did manage to hold his throat closed long enough to skate back to the bench before collapsing – I would love to see a football players reaction to this injury. I dont think the magic sponge sorted it either.
gnarlyswine · February 25, 2008 at 2:30 pm
oh dear – a bit of a mentalism there , this one should work
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Richard+Zednik+jugular&search_type=
skinnyskinny · February 25, 2008 at 5:30 pm
No Z you’re not alone, I’ve never seen it either. Why the fuck would I want to? And have you noticed how people have apparently only seen it “when they were visiting their folks”. BS. My folks never did anything like that to me. Maybe they just preferred not to drive their daughter to gauge her own eyes out with the tv remote.
Jo · February 25, 2008 at 6:48 pm
“watching Dancing on Ice, or whatever it is called,”
Don’t play dumb, Angry. You KNOW what it’s called, and what time it’s on, and how to vote. You’re fooling no one.
Aimee · February 25, 2008 at 7:49 pm
being on a show called “Dancing on Ice” when you’re over 30
having a set of choppers even Nancy Kerrigan would envy
wearing a costume that’s akin to a body sized condom
falling on your ass in front of millions of people because you tried to do a move you were practicing all f**king week with a coach who also teaches 6 year olds the same jump in the same body sized condom outfit
i’d say a toothy grin to compliment the now wet buttocks isn’t where shame went out the window
Admin comment by Mr Angry · February 25, 2008 at 8:17 pm
I DO NOT WATCH THIS TELEVISION PROGRAMME EXCEPT WHEN FORCED TO BY MY PARENTS!
Scaryduck · February 25, 2008 at 8:49 pm
I was forced to watch Dancing on Ice AND that crappy twee African bollocks with Amanda Chuffin’ Holden. This is what happens when you get married.
Admin comment by Mr Angry · February 25, 2008 at 8:52 pm
scaryduck – My Mom put that on as well! I thought I was watching a nature program until that one that used to be a trollop in Eastenders turned up.
Badger · February 25, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Don’t sit there. I’ve shat.
B.
Glammer · February 26, 2008 at 9:08 am
Oh, good. Angry’s blog is turning into a Dancing on Ice forum.
So, dancing or tricks – what’s going to win it? How about *that* Holly dress? Watershed-buster or just a little trampy?