I am sure some of you have heard on the news about the plight of sperm donor Andy Bathie, a North London fireman. After fathering two children to a lesbian couple he is now being chased for £450 a month by the Child Support Agency, and because they did not use a legitimate donor clinic he will have to pay it.

Let us just look at that statement for a moment. They did not use a legitimate clinic. OK. In fact, it says in the article that he used a DIY insemination technique. I’ll bet he did, the dirty fucker.

I can almost imagine the conversation.

“I wish we could have children.” says hot lesbian one.

“Me too!” says hot lesbian two.

Andy, friend to the lesbians, is sat there with his best poker face on, “Well, you know, if you really want children, I have an idea….”

Ten minutes pass whilst Andy explains, in great detail, his selfless plan.

“Hmmm. I’m not sure why we both need to be involved though?” says hot lesbian one.

“And this research you mentioned, that says Agent Provocateur underwear helps aid the fertilisation process?” says hot lesbian two.

“And you’re absolutely sure that if I lick your balls whilst you’re using your ‘all natural DIY insemination tool’ to impregnate my partner then we have a better chance of conceiving?” continued hot lesbian one.

“Trust me ladies, I’m a fireman, plus I’ve seen it in dozens of films..err…documentaries.”

“OK then, I’ll just go and get the candles and baby oil so we can get started on the first couple of dozen rehearsals you think we’ll need.”

Honestly, the CSA have ruined another perfectly good male fantasy.

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