Comments on: Facebook applications

By: Four Dinners

Four Dinners — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 19:19:17 +0000

Hate Facebook. Kept getting offered booze – which is good – but then realised it wasn’t real booze – which is bad.

Also was asked to become a vampire zombie or a zombie vampire or some’at. Odd.

Also kept getting poked but somehow didn’t notice. Weird.

Very strange place is Facebook.

By: Mupps

Mupps — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:30:56 +0000

Mupps has facebook stalked 17 ex-boyfriends and schoolmates today. Tell Mupps to get a life.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 17:50:30 +0000

mike – Just how rich are we talking here…

By: mike

mike — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 17:11:07 +0000

Hey, I’m a rich ugly gayer! Where do I sign?!

By: TheBoy

TheBoy — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 15:08:03 +0000

You really, really have to get back to work…

By: Mr H

Mr H — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 14:09:38 +0000

Why is it that every time you mention blowjobs, Fat Jim appears somewhere in a nearby sentence?

By: clarissa

clarissa — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:42:05 +0000

There is something unsaid between you and Fat Jim (?)

By: Glammer again

Glammer again — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:17:51 +0000

eGay – sell your friends’ bums on the internet to rich, ugly gayers.

Lust Buster – I dunno how it works but it sounds mean.

Account of Monte Cristo – online banking with free classic movies. Hey, they don’t all have to be dyumbass ideas.

By: The Girl

The Girl — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:04:48 +0000

47 times.

And it’s only just lunchtime.

By: Eliza

Eliza — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:37:05 +0000

i’m good at spelling.

By: Eliza

Eliza — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:36:42 +0000

an application that tells everyone on facen=book that you don’t really want to be on facebook but you missed out on so many frickin parties and ‘banter’ you had to join.

By: The Inky Thinker

The Inky Thinker — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:16:09 +0000

not that I am the jealous type, but I would suggest a….

“you best mate has thought about shagging your girlfriend, click here to smack him in the face”

oh, and the “erectometer”

… “click here to let everyone know you are currently as hard as a rock”

By: Jo

Jo — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:03:15 +0000

instead of ‘accept’ and ‘ignore’

I’d like a ‘Reject With Force’ button which not only blocks the person being your friend, but also sends them a ‘You have been rejected, mostly because you’re a dick’ pop up or something.

Ignore just isn’t hardcore enough for some of my requests.

By: Lin

Lin — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:52:39 +0000

I really don’t believe you are ill if you have the energy to think about blow-jobs 43 times before breakfast! Nice one though.

By: Glammer

Glammer — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:46:21 +0000

Enthusiasm Eraser – With one click wipe out Facebook, Flickr, Bobo, MySpace and anything else web-based which people get bored with after a few months.

By: Oli

Oli — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:47:06 +0000

try hatebook.com, a much more satisfying variation of facebook.