Comments on: Why do burns hurt so much?

By: Debster

Debster — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:49:26 +0000

Caution – product may be hot after heating.

By: Sheppitsgal

Sheppitsgal — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:49:59 +0000

Oops – sorry for thinking you might have been sacked.

However, I can’t believe you are still malingering with your lymph glands, you big wussy girls blouse!

Feel better soon – kisses x

By: Deadbeat Dad

Deadbeat Dad — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 06:19:26 +0000

I’m more interested to know what you did to warrant getting ‘hit in the knackers by the shoe of a former loved one’…

By: sooz

sooz — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:51:39 +0000

It’s to remind you that your fingers belong to a Higher Being and it’s a wrist-slap for trying to injure them in a posh paper shredder!

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:55:03 +0000

The Girl – Finally. A decent explanation of the why your Hell’s Kitchen audition went so badly…

By: Oli

Oli — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 15:11:25 +0000

Why would a plug wear socks?

By: Grumpy B

Grumpy B — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:47:36 +0000

Hmmmm … burnt gonads?

On toast?

No thank you.

By: The Girl

The Girl — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:37:13 +0000

I think the agonising response to burns is to remind us humans never to cook naked, because that is very, very dangerous and quite, quite painful.

I speak from experience, trust me on this.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 13:10:34 +0000

Brom – the secret to good comedy, is delivery. Thank you for the illustration…

Sheppitsgal – No! I am ill!!

By: Sheppitsgal

Sheppitsgal — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 13:05:47 +0000

Have you been sacked?

By: Brom

Brom — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:12:16 +0000

or meant even.

Bloody hell.

By: Brom

Brom — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:11:41 +0000

Of course I mean Caerphilly (Idiot Brom)

By: Brom

Brom — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:10:57 +0000

Next time don’t use Irish Mature just do it Carphilly.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:42:02 +0000

eetee – Hello. You are right, it is severely lacking in safety features, especially for someone as safety conscious as me.

TOWTAL – Hmmm. You are possibly right about Hell, but I have a theory to guarantee my entry into heaven (if there is one), I might share that on here actually now you have reminded me.

Inky Thinker – Hello. I bet they immediately regret that decision…

Eliza – I have done that and it did not hurt that much. Oh, you didn’t mean butt plug did you…?

By: Eliza

Eliza — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:57:40 +0000

i know something that hurts more… standing on a plug with socks on.

By: Mr Farty

Mr Farty — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:36:48 +0000

I got Cafe-Style Sandwich Press.

Perhaps you could test the safety switch on that, then sue them for your inevitable injuries?

By: TheBoy

TheBoy — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:25:04 +0000

I want to hear the swear words that haven’t been made up yet. Go one then…

By: The Inky Thinker

The Inky Thinker — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:35:45 +0000

Apparently “Branding” is getting funky now with “da kidz”. I think they get names and pictures though burnt into their flesh, although maybe grill marks will grow in popularity.

Did your seared flesh smell like pork?

By: Oli

Oli — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:55:20 +0000

I got Kids Burns Claims Experts, co-incidence?

By: TOWTAL

TOWTAL — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:54:54 +0000

Fire/heat is more painful than physical force, because the Devil is applying it. The pain of a burn is to help your prepare for your days burning in hell, which would be a little harsh since you’re generally a good mate.