When I was at University there was a football based computer game called Championship Manager which I got a little bit addicted to. I once stayed up for 36 hours playing it with a guy I shared a house with. I was not a nerd though, for clarification.

Computer games have moved on though, and there is now a new version of this game (along with about ten versions in between I have now learned). I decided to buy a copy to see how technology has improved the ways to waste our weekends.

“Just this thanks,” I said to the assistant at my local Game store handing over the box.

“That’s £29.99 please. Do you have a Game Reward Card?”

I do not know why he asked me that. I definitely do not look like someone who might have a Game Reward Card. At all.

“No. I have no need for such a card. I don’t even like computer games. This is a protest purchase.” I clarified, perhaps a bit too loudly.

“Right.”

I entered my PIN and he handed over the game and the receipt.

“Don’t forget to check the specification on the box, we can’t accept returns if your PC isn’t of a sufficient specification.”

“But I’ve already paid now?”

“Is the specification sufficient?”

I read the case carefully.

“Yes. But that’s not the point, is it? What’s the point in giving a warning about your refunds policy after the purchase has been made? The warning is a bit redundant by that point, don’t you think?”

“Right. Do you want to return it then?”

“No! I’ve only just bought it. I’m just saying, that’s all!”

“Next.”

I left the shop, game in hand, wondering if I had just been pwned by a computer game shop assistant.

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