Name calling is juvenile and immature. Unless it is not aimed at me and really funny, in which case it is both big, and clever.

What I do not understand is fat people calling other fat people ‘fatty’, or retards calling other stupid people ‘dumbass’, or even black people calling other black people ‘nigger’. I just do not get it?

Isn’t the point of name calling to make yourself appear better than the other person?

I could just about accept “You average-looking twat” from Brad Pitt, just. Or maybe a “Hey thicko!” from Professor Stephen Hawkins, though I am not sure he is able to actually shout with that pretentious fake American accent he uses. Other than that, I simply will not tolerate it.

Which is why I take umbrage when being told that I drink ‘like a girl’.

There is nothing wrong with taking your time to enjoy your pint of Guinness. It is not a race. Unless, you know, it actually is a race. In which case, isn’t it the taking part that is important? I do not want to be one of the nations binge-drinkers. During the week.

“Fucking hell Angry, it’s like being in a round with a woman!”

This is a ridiculous argument as everyone knows that women do not drink Guinness, and I was wearing boy clothes. So in fact, it was them that looked like the idiot.

So, I want to know how long you think it should take to complete a pint of Guinness, as there is nothing like using comprehensive statistical analysis when you are accused of drinking like a girl.

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