Comments on: Things you shouldn’t eat

By: Will

Will — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 15:09:30 +0000

I'm not sure what the chewing gum will do to you, but at least it wasn't one of these...

By: Jo

Jo — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 21:51:31 +0000

I was frequently scared away from chewing gum with stories of it getting stuck in my throat and choking me to death.

My other also tried the same tactic with alcohol “If you drink too much you’ll be sick in your sleep and die”

Arse.

By: Cat

Cat — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:39:44 +0000

I always swallow.

By: Sam

Sam — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:01:47 +0000

Isn’t chewing gum just a littttle bit chavie?

By: Clarissa

Clarissa — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:54:04 +0000

Depends on the what kind of gum it was. Hubba Bubba again? Wrigleys? Bubbalicious?

By: Debster

Debster — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:23:00 +0000

Rather like the joke about the monkey and the billiard ball …

By: Dave Petterson

Dave Petterson — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:31:22 +0000

Chopski,

lol. I remember that but it was special chewing gum and supplied in a special dispenser.

By: Chopski

Chopski — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:18:34 +0000

Remember that story about Mark Almond swallowing loads of chewing gum?

By: Oli

Oli — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:45:53 +0000

And I like haggis.

By: Megan

Megan — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:15:26 +0000

In my school we all knew someone who knew someone whose aunt always swallowed her gum and then she died and they cut her open and there was a 50 pound ball of gum in her stomach. You’re doomed.

By: TheBoy

TheBoy — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:11:38 +0000

Really Angry, its been lovely knowing you. I have a friend in the undertaking trade, I’m sure I could get your family a discount. You know that new flat screen you bought, could you just put this yellow sticky down on the bottom? I’ll send someone by in, oh, about a week from what you’ve said. What’s your mum’s address so I can send some flowers?

By: Gnarlyswine

Gnarlyswine — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:10:50 +0000

where do you think haggis really comes from – you dont really believe all that sheeps stomach nonsense do you? Its a big poo wrapped in wrigleys spearmint.

By: xl

xl — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:42:38 +0000

Well, at least it wasn’t the haggis.

By: Dave Petterson

Dave Petterson — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:33:10 +0000

Yes. You should worry. Clearly the first four never came to pass, as you are still here, however the last one is clearly still applicable.

Perhaps this time one of your old classmates predictions will come true. My money is on the lining your bum one. That seems the most likely thing to happen.

Please ensure that you make a video of the event. Clearly you will need to get someone else to post it but I’m sure your mates would jump at the chance to make a ground breaking posting like this.

Let your ISP know so they can sort out the bandwidth allocation.

Oh! err…. Good luck.

By: Duck

Duck — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:17:11 +0000

Maybe you could swallow some solvent to dissolve it in your stomach and intestines – or some acid? You can’t be too careful

By: Eliza

Eliza — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:02:35 +0000

bad aids

By: robram

robram — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:01:08 +0000

You know that you should be worried, don’t you? Forget all the levity above and beware of Rhys Thomas
http://www.robmansfield.net/2007/10/11/your-mum-was-right-chewing-gum-is-bad-for-you/

By: Peach

Peach — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:26:10 +0000

you WHAT?!?!?!? are you CRAZY!!?!?!? you swallowed GUM? OH MY GOD. Oh my GOD, Angry… YES YES YES be worried, oh jesus, someone send for a priest

no, you have nothing to worry about, silly

By: Lin

Lin — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:11:17 +0000

Hubba Bubba is bubble gum donut.

By: Anna

Anna — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:58:47 +0000

Chewing gun doesn’t wrap itself around your heart anymore. Depending on how much you swallowed the worst that can happen is that your next poo will bounce off the bottom of the toilet and smack you on your arse……or is that rubber balls……hmmmmmmm