Comments on: OCD

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:39:01 +0000

Cliff – Don’t they always point in the same direction, you know, ‘down’?

By: Cliff

Cliff — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:31:05 +0000

“So, if any of you know any really fit OCD sufferers, with big boobs, please point them in my direction. Thanks.”

Won’t Ann Widdecombe have a bit of time on her hands when she stands down from Parliament next year?

You don’t really want them pointed in your direction, though. (shudders)

By: Ariel

Ariel — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 22:41:23 +0000

Well, you could always throw the offer of a boob job into the mix and see what happens…

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:05:02 +0000

Oh come on people. You can even lie if you want to. Surely there must be at least one attractive OCD-suffering big-boobed reader out there?

And Sam, I had planned to send you my sling (from my snowboarding accident), but I lost it. I have no idea how. Would you like something else? Pick something and I will send it to you.

By: Sam

Sam — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:54:41 +0000

By the way – huge chest, no OCD, sorry!

By: Sam

Sam — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:52:33 +0000

Would, “heck, I’m still waiting for my gift having won a competition with you” count as OCD, in which case, I’m your pyscho!

By: Cat

Cat — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:40:24 +0000

I have a OCD-ish tendencies, particularly around repeated bathroom cleaning. Sadly, I am less than blessed in the chest department.

By: Gnarlyswine

Gnarlyswine — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:05:16 +0000

Absolutely right on the Alphabetical CDS – I have spent to many valuable minutes scouring the tiny end writing of my CDs when drunk looking for the perfect song to put on for thirty seconds. I caved and alphabetised them (afetr ridiculing my wife for suggesting it for ages).

By: Duck

Duck — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:03:41 +0000

It’s only OCD when you sort them first by genre and then alphabetically by artist (or author for books, sorting on the same principles) and then chronologically by publication date. Happy memories.

Oh, and medium duck-breasts I’m afraid, not big, if that’s any good.

By: Kris

Kris — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:52:36 +0000

“So, if any of you know any really fit OCD sufferers, with big boobs, please point them in my direction. Thanks.”

Oh, I thought you meant to just point the big boobs in your direction. . .

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:52:55 +0000

Peach – like I said, this is not a deal breaker. If I have to spend my life with an medium-breasted woman for the sake of a tidy flat, then it is a cross I am willing to bear.

By: Peach

Peach — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:18:13 +0000

…what azur said…

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:57:16 +0000

z – I do not have latent OCD, I just can not be arsed going through all my CDs when I want to find the one I want.

Dr J – Does he have a sister?

azur – That is not a deal breaker.

bbb – * vomits a little bit *

Glammer – does she have OCD? Surely some fit women have it too?

By: Glammer

Glammer — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:09:33 +0000

I, too, immediately thought of Anne Widdecombe.

She’s looking a lot more foxy these days with the blonde tarty hairdo. I bet she’s a right slut for a dude in a prison warder’s uniform.

By: bendersbetterbrother

bendersbetterbrother — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:16:32 +0000

“So, if any of you know any really fit OCD sufferers, with big boobs, please point them in my direction. Thanks.”

Won’t Ann Widdecombe have a bit of time on her hands when she stands down from Parliament next year?

By: azur

azur — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:20:56 +0000

Things picked up off floor – check
Towels straightened – check
Tins in cupboard the right way round – check
House cleaned before cleaning lady arrives – check
CDs/Books/DVDs in alphabetical order – check
Big boobs – only medium-size, well that’s me out of the running!

By: Dr J

Dr J — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:05:30 +0000

“So, if any of you know any really fit OCD sufferers, with big boobs, please point them in my direction. Thanks.”

I know just the person. If you let me have your address I’ll be sure to pass it on.

His name’s Colin by the way….

By: z

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:13:33 +0000

Anyone who wants to alphabetise his CD collection has more than a touch of OCD already, doesn’t he? That you want to and haven’t shows an endearing degree of indolence, but also a level of frustration which gives rise to your constant Angriness.

If you were to find this marvellous woman, you would have to change your name to Mr Happy, and then you would be yellow and round and we’d all laugh at you.