Is today (well, according to me, anyway).

Consider it more of a suggestion than a direct instruction. I will certainly be trying it. After all, recent studies suggest that it can only be a good thing.

How many times have we all received those pseudo-chain letter emails which talk about office based language, and hilariously point out that when someone says, “I see what you are trying to say there, but I feel I have to disagree”, what they are really saying is, “You are an utter cunt, I have never heard such mindless drivel, and if you don’t shut up this instant I will be forced to smash your head repeatedly into the colour photocopier. And not that small one in reception. The big fucking metal one on the second floor.” Ha! That is funny. What a hilarious email, I will now instantly forward it to everyone I know so that I am not killed to death at midnight.

Well, for today only there is no need for such false pleasantries in the workplace.

Don’t feel like taking on that extra task for your boss? “Shove it your fucking hoop you arse sucking cock wipe.”

Think that the company is making a strategic error? “You fucking pant pissing window-lickers make me feel like I’m on the special bus at home time!”

Your assistant put too much sugar in your coffee, again? “Yummm. That is delicious!” Well, she is really fit. I am rebellious, not fucking stupid.

So, for today only, be completely honest in the workplace, and do not forget to let us know how you get on.

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Is today (well, according to me, anyway).

Consider it more of a suggestion than a direct instruction. I will certainly be trying it. After all, recent studies suggest that it can only be a good thing.

How many times have we all received those pseudo-chain letter emails which talk about office based language, and hilariously point out that when someone says, “I see what you are trying to say there, but I feel I have to disagree”, what they are really saying is, “You are an utter cunt, I have never heard such mindless drivel, and if you don’t shut up this instant I will be forced to smash your head repeatedly into the colour photocopier. And not that small one in reception. The big fucking metal one on the second floor.” Ha! That is funny. What a hilarious email, I will now instantly forward it to everyone I know so that I am not killed to death at midnight.

Well, for today only there is no need for such false pleasantries in the workplace.

Don’t feel like taking on that extra task for your boss? “Shove it your fucking hoop you arse sucking cock wipe.”

Think that the company is making a strategic error? “You fucking pant pissing window-lickers make me feel like I’m on the special bus at home time!”

Your assistant put too much sugar in your coffee, again? “Yummm. That is delicious!” Well, she is really fit. I am rebellious, not fucking stupid.

So, for today only, be completely honest in the workplace, and do not forget to let us know how you get on.

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