Fri 14 Sep 2007
Thank you for your visit.
Unfortunately (for you), I will be out of the country and in the other half of the world for the next two weeks. I will mostly be playing golf, and finally settling that bet on whether you can win a fight with a Lion if you have the element of surprise on your side.
If your need for entertainment is urgent, please find the emergency exits on your right. Otherwise, I will return with tales of Sith Afrika on 1st October. Assuming I win my bet about the Lions.
I will not be responding to, or moderating comments during this time, which means you can get away with pretty much anything you like (you know, down there). Consider it the last day of school when the teacher let you bring in all your toys and games. Except none of you will wet yourselves in excitement.
Be good.
(PS - There is going to be just one guest while I am away, and he is here on Monday, make the most of it.)
24 Responses to “Autoreply: Out of Office”










September 14th, 2007 at 8:15 am
Ooooh, I just wet myself!
Ok, I just spilled coffee, but then I’m a klutz with a hangover
Have fun with the boneheads Mr A.
GH.
September 14th, 2007 at 8:38 am
Oh yeah! Party at Angry’s place!
Have a good trip, honey. Try not to get arrested, eh?
September 14th, 2007 at 9:12 am
Presumably then the mystery parcel was something enabling Angry to sneak up on the Lions and get the jump on them without them biting his head off. Literally in the case of Lions I suppose.
Can you buy Cloaks of Invisibility by mail order then?
September 14th, 2007 at 9:33 am
Not too hard to win a fight with a Lion when the element of surprise happens to be a high powered hunting rifle and you are sat about 200 feet away in an armoured Safari vehicle!!!
Happy Hunting Angry!
September 14th, 2007 at 9:39 am
It’s a safari jacket?
September 14th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Can you hit a lion at 200yds with a golf ball? Nice shot, Angry!
September 14th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
He can’t hit a barn door from 2 yards with a golf ball
September 14th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Au contraire EP! I have been known to pick out a three-inch wide tree from over 200 yards. That is PROPER accuracy.
September 14th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Ooh Pimp - you goaded him into making a comment, when he said he would be away.
Angry is a fiberty fibber and is actually going to be spending the next couple of weeks on his couch, watching porn and scratching his nuts.
Sussed you out, Ha.
September 14th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Have a good trip and I bet the lion beats you at golf. Piece of piss.
September 14th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Whilst I do not doubt that you picked out a 3 inch tree from 200 yards I would like to point out that you were aiming at the 25 yard wide green at the time and the green in question was 30 yards left of the tree you hit.
Not wishing to be picky obviously.
Now bugger off and enjoy yourself
September 14th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Just because I didn’t say, “Watch me try and hit that tree now” does not mean that hitting the tree is not what I was trying to do. Getting it in the whole all the time gets boring.
And I am not leaving for another two hours yet… I just could not be arsed to write a proper post today.
September 14th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
“Getting it in the hole all the time gets boring”
Just 1 question - How do YOU know that?
September 14th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
enjoy. take pictures. don’t puke on your new shoes.
September 15th, 2007 at 9:12 am
‘which means you can get away with pretty much anything you like (you know, down there)’
I’ve heard this before… do you ever use it as a chat-up line Mr Angry?
September 15th, 2007 at 10:27 am
Please, please, please be Fat Jim.
September 15th, 2007 at 11:18 am
Have a happy holiday and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
September 15th, 2007 at 11:55 am
Happy hunting
September 15th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
“Getting it in the hole all the time gets boring”
That would explain a great deal
September 15th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
Getting it in the right hole is more tricky. And less boring.
September 17th, 2007 at 5:18 am
Ah - but which is the Right hole? That is the question ..
September 18th, 2007 at 8:44 am
Obviously he just massicates the arse crack.
September 21st, 2007 at 8:53 pm
I bet he has really gone to Nigeria to collect millions of dollars from some forgotten account. Hang on, judging by the amount of spam I get Africa must have more PCs per capita than the rest of the world so Im sure the lazy bugger can update.
September 24th, 2007 at 8:40 am
Im just trying to figure out how many holiday days Mr A gets off work, he seems to go on vacation a lot.