Comments on: My fuckwit friends #5 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/ Where 'net rage is all the rage... Wed, 18 May 2011 18:01:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/comment-page-1/#comment-18000 Mr Angry Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:49:30 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/#comment-18000 Peach - edited!! All - There was no date, I was keeping a friend, who is sick, company. Go on, ask me how sick she is, I have a really really funny answer that you will not have ever heard. And she is from the North, I think they cry over chips up there. Peach – edited!!

All – There was no date, I was keeping a friend, who is sick, company. Go on, ask me how sick she is, I have a really really funny answer that you will not have ever heard.

And she is from the North, I think they cry over chips up there.

]]> By: Sam http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/comment-page-1/#comment-17998 Sam Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:31:06 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/#comment-17998 OK....so you're with a woman (that's a first then) and it's a Saturday night (normally a pub night) and you're watching TV (so you're a cheap date then) - no wonder she was crying. Oh and us 'women' don't cry over chips, we cry over chocolate.....when will men learn! OK….so you’re with a woman (that’s a first then) and it’s a Saturday night (normally a pub night) and you’re watching TV (so you’re a cheap date then) – no wonder she was crying.

Oh and us ‘women’ don’t cry over chips, we cry over chocolate…..when will men learn!

]]> By: Badger http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/comment-page-1/#comment-17997 Badger Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:34:09 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/#comment-17997 You poor soul. Did you at least get to play 'Hide the Pickle' afterwards? B. You poor soul. Did you at least get to play ‘Hide the Pickle’ afterwards?

B.

]]> By: AFC 30K http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/comment-page-1/#comment-17996 AFC 30K Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:19:14 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/#comment-17996 Crying over chips.... Please forgive me but, to be that emotional over a chip it has to be PMT. Sorry ladies to be generlistice but it's either PMT or having to explain crying over a chip. Crying over chips….

Please forgive me but, to be that emotional over a chip it has to be PMT.

Sorry ladies to be generlistice but it’s either PMT or having to explain crying over a chip.

]]> By: The Chump http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/comment-page-1/#comment-17995 The Chump Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:42:53 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/#comment-17995 I quite like my new name so will keep it - thanks. I was crying because Mr A would not give me one of his chips (not a euphamism). i hadn't realised that he had secretly flicked over to the X-factor while I was reading the TV guide. Honest! I quite like my new name so will keep it – thanks.

I was crying because Mr A would not give me one of his chips (not a euphamism). i hadn’t realised that he had secretly flicked over to the X-factor while I was reading the TV guide. Honest!

]]> By: Gnarlyswine http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/comment-page-1/#comment-17994 Gnarlyswine Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:19:48 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/#comment-17994 Funny enough It makes me want to cry every time I hear about a new reality TV show starting. Funny enough It makes me want to cry every time I hear about a new reality TV show starting.

]]> By: GH http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/comment-page-1/#comment-17993 GH Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:17:15 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/#comment-17993 I'm trying to work out whether you were dead inside, or just have an extremely strong stomach. I mean, you were watching X-Factor and not suffering from TV induced vomiting! Was there a shag on the cards and that's why you were sticking it out heroically? GH. I’m trying to work out whether you were dead inside, or just have an extremely strong stomach. I mean, you were watching X-Factor and not suffering from TV induced vomiting! Was there a shag on the cards and that’s why you were sticking it out heroically?

GH.

]]> By: bittersweet me http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/comment-page-1/#comment-17992 bittersweet me Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:02:17 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/#comment-17992 you were with a woman on saturday night WATCHING THE X FACTOR ????? why? the g-spot location is not a mystery - a willingness to explore is all that is required. you were with a woman on saturday night WATCHING THE X FACTOR ?????

why?

the g-spot location is not a mystery – a willingness to explore is all that is required.

]]> By: Jo http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/comment-page-1/#comment-17991 Jo Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:57:45 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/#comment-17991 Anyone who cries at X Factor is a chump. End of. Anyone who cries at X Factor is a chump.

End of.

]]> By: Equine Pimp http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/comment-page-1/#comment-17990 Equine Pimp Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:39:29 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/#comment-17990 Hang on ! You were with a woman on Saturday night??? Is there more to this tale? Did she need lots of comforting? Did you offer those big Angry shoulders to cry on? Is there a Mrs Angry on the horizon? (judging from the fact that you were at opposite ends of the sofa I think I know the answers to all these questions but it never hurts to ask) AND LEAVE MY WALL ALONE !! Hang on !

You were with a woman on Saturday night???

Is there more to this tale? Did she need lots of comforting? Did you offer those big Angry shoulders to cry on?

Is there a Mrs Angry on the horizon? (judging from the fact that you were at opposite ends of the sofa I think I know the answers to all these questions but it never hurts to ask)

AND LEAVE MY WALL ALONE !!

]]> By: Peach http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/comment-page-1/#comment-17989 Peach Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:13:12 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/#comment-17989 can't enlighten you sweetie, but can correct your spelling: here her? no, tis: hear her. aunty peach the pedant xxx can’t enlighten you sweetie, but can correct your spelling: here her? no, tis: hear her.

aunty peach the pedant xxx

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/comment-page-1/#comment-17988 Mr Angry Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:57:32 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/#comment-17988 Mr Farty - Is it like one of those secrets women all know and will not share with us men? Like the location of the G spot? EP - I did not see that bit, shame. Glammer - I am not snobby! I was watching it for entertainment and research purposes. There is something inherently amusing about watching people who have entirely false impressions of their own talents. But it is not, in any way shape or form, an emotional show. Also, if you want the job of being my editor, just ask. There is a pint in it for you. AFC - Oh God, I knew someone would say that. THE VIEWS OF THIS COMMENTER IN NO WAY REFLECTS THOSE OF THE AUTHOR. AT ALL. Mr Farty – Is it like one of those secrets women all know and will not share with us men? Like the location of the G spot?

EP – I did not see that bit, shame.

Glammer – I am not snobby! I was watching it for entertainment and research purposes. There is something inherently amusing about watching people who have entirely false impressions of their own talents. But it is not, in any way shape or form, an emotional show.

Also, if you want the job of being my editor, just ask. There is a pint in it for you.

AFC – Oh God, I knew someone would say that. THE VIEWS OF THIS COMMENTER IN NO WAY REFLECTS THOSE OF THE AUTHOR. AT ALL.

]]> By: AFC 30K http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/comment-page-1/#comment-17984 AFC 30K Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:28:10 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/#comment-17984 PMT? PMT?

]]> By: Glammer http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/comment-page-1/#comment-17983 Glammer Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:22:34 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/#comment-17983 I cry at the ignorance and snobbery shown by normally reasonable people to reality tv, as if the reflection on us all it gives is somehow too hard for the snobbies to handle, considering themselves, as they do, so much smarter than the rest of us plebs. Even if they don't know how to use the possessive apostrophe correctly. It's also highly amusing the way anti-reality tv snobs always seem to use documentaries as examples of what all tv should be like all the time. Documentaries = reality tv. Plus, research shows your brain is in the same state when watching tv as it is when asleep and (drumroll) it makes no difference what you're watching. So there, nyah nyah nyah. I shall now sing "Up Where We Belong." I cry at the ignorance and snobbery shown by normally reasonable people to reality tv, as if the reflection on us all it gives is somehow too hard for the snobbies to handle, considering themselves, as they do, so much smarter than the rest of us plebs. Even if they don’t know how to use the possessive apostrophe correctly.

It’s also highly amusing the way anti-reality tv snobs always seem to use documentaries as examples of what all tv should be like all the time. Documentaries = reality tv.

Plus, research shows your brain is in the same state when watching tv as it is when asleep and (drumroll) it makes no difference what you’re watching.

So there, nyah nyah nyah. I shall now sing “Up Where We Belong.”

]]> By: Equine Pimp http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/comment-page-1/#comment-17982 Equine Pimp Tue, 11 Sep 2007 07:58:27 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/#comment-17982 You are dead inside. When that bloke sang Puff the Magic Dragon I was in tears. Granted they were of laughter rather than sympathy but surely it's all sort of the same. You are dead inside.

When that bloke sang Puff the Magic Dragon I was in tears. Granted they were of laughter rather than sympathy but surely it’s all sort of the same.

]]> By: Mr Farty http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/comment-page-1/#comment-17981 Mr Farty Tue, 11 Sep 2007 07:29:49 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/11/my-fuckwit-friends-5/#comment-17981 If you don't know, then I can't tell you. According to Mrs Farty. If you don’t know, then I can’t tell you.

According to Mrs Farty.

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