Comments on: Services http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/ Where 'net rage is all the rage... Wed, 18 May 2011 18:01:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: The IT Leadership Deal http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/comment-page-1/#comment-18159 The IT Leadership Deal Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:06:14 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/#comment-18159 <strong>Communication - Business and Personal - 7 of 10...</strong> Communicate in person and use your mobile phone wisely, not like a pratt...

Communication – Business and Personal – 7 of 10…

Communicate in person and use your mobile phone wisely, not like a pratt…

]]> By: KT http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/comment-page-1/#comment-18022 KT Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:26:47 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/#comment-18022 umm, I'm joining in late but please may I request a commuter rage hell version too? I want to be able to hop on a high speed steam roller to plough through slow walking elderly people blocking the pavement, kick out the wheels of cyclists running red lights so they spin across the road into the path of moving traffic, machete off the arms of paper hand-outers, machine gun my way through packed stations to the train doors. Then level 2, the train: sniper anyone talking/eating loudly, blow up screaming babies, taser anyone whose music is blasting for the whole carriage and force feed people who play with ring tones their own mobile phones. Please Mr Angry may I? (arcade version optional if someone knows where I can get all necessary equipment, no questions asked)... umm, I’m joining in late but please may I request a commuter rage hell version too?

I want to be able to hop on a high speed steam roller to plough through slow walking elderly people blocking the pavement, kick out the wheels of cyclists running red lights so they spin across the road into the path of moving traffic, machete off the arms of paper hand-outers, machine gun my way through packed stations to the train doors. Then level 2, the train: sniper anyone talking/eating loudly, blow up screaming babies, taser anyone whose music is blasting for the whole carriage and force feed people who play with ring tones their own mobile phones.

Please Mr Angry may I? (arcade version optional if someone knows where I can get all necessary equipment, no questions asked)…

]]> By: Petronius http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/comment-page-1/#comment-17978 Petronius Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:46:24 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/#comment-17978 Hello Livid, My name's Petronius and I've written a poem to cheer you up by livening up your fellow miseryguts Philip Larkin. THIS AIN'T THE VERSE They cheer you up, your mum and dad, They really mean to, yes they do! They load you with the cash they had And add some extra, just for you! And they were cheered up in their turn By dudes in trendy hats and coats, Who half the time were keen to earn And half to mess around in boats! Man hands on lots of joy to man, Like the Ferrell film called 'Elf'! Join us early - yes you can! And do have lots of kids yourself! http://poemsbypetronius.blogspot.com/ Hello Livid,

My name’s Petronius and I’ve written a poem to cheer you up by livening up your fellow miseryguts Philip Larkin.

THIS AIN’T THE VERSE

They cheer you up, your mum and dad,
They really mean to, yes they do!
They load you with the cash they had
And add some extra, just for you!

And they were cheered up in their turn
By dudes in trendy hats and coats,
Who half the time were keen to earn
And half to mess around in boats!

Man hands on lots of joy to man,
Like the Ferrell film called ‘Elf’!
Join us early – yes you can!
And do have lots of kids yourself!

http://poemsbypetronius.blogspot.com/

]]> By: z http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/comment-page-1/#comment-17977 z Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:00:09 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/#comment-17977 As so often, I'm lost in admiration, Angry As so often, I’m lost in admiration, Angry

]]> By: melanie http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/comment-page-1/#comment-17975 melanie Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:47:51 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/#comment-17975 Ok. does the arcade budget really need to be added? I have enough avenues that waste my hard earned coin. sighs. Ok. does the arcade budget really need to be added? I have enough avenues that waste my hard earned coin.

sighs.

]]> By: Sam http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/comment-page-1/#comment-17973 Sam Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:36:28 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/#comment-17973 Fantastic idea. I work in a school, so having the ability to smack an annoying child around the head without then being questioned by social services is genius. Fantastic idea. I work in a school, so having the ability to smack an annoying child around the head without then being questioned by social services is genius.

]]> By: AFC 30K http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/comment-page-1/#comment-17972 AFC 30K Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:34:31 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/#comment-17972 Pehaps they should include 'Massage Parlours' That's a sure way to relax you ready for the next stage of the journey Pehaps they should include ‘Massage Parlours’ That’s a sure way to relax you ready for the next stage of the journey

]]> By: TheBoy http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/comment-page-1/#comment-17971 TheBoy Mon, 10 Sep 2007 14:30:10 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/#comment-17971 The risk, of course, is that while pretending to be Hamilton, you begin to believe you actually can drive like him. Which, of course, you cannot. Then you go out and kill yourself, which while perhaps being of benefit to the gene pool, might actually kill someone else as well, which is possible not... The risk, of course, is that while pretending to be Hamilton, you begin to believe you actually can drive like him. Which, of course, you cannot. Then you go out and kill yourself, which while perhaps being of benefit to the gene pool, might actually kill someone else as well, which is possible not…

]]> By: Equine Pimp http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/comment-page-1/#comment-17970 Equine Pimp Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:24:36 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/#comment-17970 Advocate the sniper booths you big pussy. It's people like you that are costing me money. I have the Government contact to build them if they get approved. Advocate the sniper booths you big pussy.

It’s people like you that are costing me money. I have the Government contact to build them if they get approved.

]]> By: Angelalala http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/comment-page-1/#comment-17965 Angelalala Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:14:49 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/#comment-17965 I keep trying to formulate a comment but that word 'onesy' is just too weird. I keep trying to formulate a comment but that word ‘onesy’ is just too weird.

]]> By: ex-flatmate http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/comment-page-1/#comment-17964 ex-flatmate Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:49:39 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/10/services/#comment-17964 You could put those arcade machines where you put someone elses face as the picture and then twat the punchbag to distort it outside of chav nightclubs thus reducing the number of arrests and a&e visits. Or Mcdonalds etc could put moving walkways in their restaurants so that you have to burn of calories whilst queing to get a delicious McPoo. This site is in danger of becoming a public service Angry. You could put those arcade machines where you put someone elses face as the picture and then twat the punchbag to distort it outside of chav nightclubs thus reducing the number of arrests and a&e visits.

Or Mcdonalds etc could put moving walkways in their restaurants so that you have to burn of calories whilst queing to get a delicious McPoo.

This site is in danger of becoming a public service Angry.

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