Comments on: Birthday lunches http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/ Where 'net rage is all the rage... Wed, 18 May 2011 18:01:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Acornman http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/comment-page-1/#comment-18062 Acornman Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:38:28 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/#comment-18062 Found your blog via Interval drinks blog and I haven't laughed so hard in ages.Looking forward to reading your archives. Found your blog via Interval drinks blog and I haven’t laughed so hard in ages.Looking forward to reading your archives.

]]> By: Four Dinners http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/comment-page-1/#comment-17962 Four Dinners Sun, 09 Sep 2007 16:20:34 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/#comment-17962 BJ? Bungee jump? Face rubbing can be fun depending on where it's being rubbed of course... I haven't a clue what's goin on here but then again I'm pissed. Again. BJ? Bungee jump? Face rubbing can be fun depending on where it’s being rubbed of course…

I haven’t a clue what’s goin on here but then again I’m pissed. Again.

]]> By: melanie http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/comment-page-1/#comment-17932 melanie Thu, 06 Sep 2007 20:57:27 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/#comment-17932 heh... yea. that is going to hurt for a few days. but there is hope for you yet. heh… yea. that is going to hurt for a few days. but there is hope for you yet.

]]> By: Jo http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/comment-page-1/#comment-17930 Jo Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:55:09 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/#comment-17930 THAT'S MEAN. but awfully funny, I hope he shows the card to BJ. THAT’S MEAN.

but awfully funny, I hope he shows the card to BJ.

]]> By: Andy http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/comment-page-1/#comment-17929 Andy Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:52:25 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/#comment-17929 Seems I just found a new way to write all the greetings to people at the office, but I will choose a different word each time :) Thanks Angry! Andy http://www.freebet1.com Seems I just found a new way to write all the greetings to people at the office, but I will choose a different word each time :)

Thanks Angry!

Andy
http://www.freebet1.com

]]> By: bender'sbetterbrother http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/comment-page-1/#comment-17922 bender'sbetterbrother Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:09:19 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/#comment-17922 BJ, in his dreams. Still, your top-secret uncrackable code will ensure one of you has the last laugh. I remember hand crafting a poem to someone I assumed to be taking everyone else for a ride with tall tales, the letters of the lines spelling out L Y I N G B I T C H. Must have been the capital letters that gave it away.... BJ, in his dreams.

Still, your top-secret uncrackable code will ensure one of you has the last laugh. I remember hand crafting a poem to someone I assumed to be taking everyone else for a ride with tall tales, the letters of the lines spelling out L Y I N G B I T C H. Must have been the capital letters that gave it away….

]]> By: Betty http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/comment-page-1/#comment-17921 Betty Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:51:45 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/#comment-17921 I wouldn't want to eat shit cakes. They sound revolting. I wouldn’t want to eat shit cakes.

They sound revolting.

]]> By: Sam Cullum http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/comment-page-1/#comment-17920 Sam Cullum Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:10:57 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/#comment-17920 Ah.....so that's why she's office manager! Ah…..so that’s why she’s office manager!

]]> By: Shambo's revenge http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/comment-page-1/#comment-17918 Shambo's revenge Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:21:11 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/#comment-17918 How about spiking said 'shit cakes' with rohypnol and watching the office antics which ensue. People using facebook would be the least of his problems upon his red-cheeked return How about spiking said ’shit cakes’ with rohypnol and watching the office antics which ensue.

People using facebook would be the least of his problems upon his red-cheeked return

]]> By: Angelalala http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/comment-page-1/#comment-17917 Angelalala Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:47:47 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/#comment-17917 I'd leave a list of staff birthdays and a tin of altoids on her desk. In his name. I’d leave a list of staff birthdays and a tin of altoids on her desk.

In his name.

]]> By: bittersweet me http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/comment-page-1/#comment-17916 bittersweet me Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:33:38 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/#comment-17916 at least you are not 40 .. yet at least you are not 40 .. yet

]]> By: z http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/comment-page-1/#comment-17915 z Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:17:19 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/#comment-17915 Sorry, whose fucking face was rubbed where? Sorry, whose fucking face was rubbed where?

]]> By: Léonie http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/comment-page-1/#comment-17914 Léonie Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:10:38 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/#comment-17914 No, no, I don't buy any of those other theories. She was just giving him two hours of blow jobs, definitely. Did the same thing not happen on your birthday? If not you should sue her for discrimination. No, no, I don’t buy any of those other theories. She was just giving him two hours of blow jobs, definitely. Did the same thing not happen on your birthday? If not you should sue her for discrimination.

]]> By: Sheppitsgal http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/comment-page-1/#comment-17913 Sheppitsgal Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:48:10 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/#comment-17913 If I got given a cake made of shit, I would have smeared it all over the card. maybe BJ means "Buy Jumper" and she was merely assisting on a shopping expedition. I am sure there is a perfectly logical explanation, which doesn't involve him banging her on every desk in the office (including yours, time to get some Flash wipes????). Hope this helps. If I got given a cake made of shit, I would have smeared it all over the card.

maybe BJ means “Buy Jumper” and she was merely assisting on a shopping expedition.

I am sure there is a perfectly logical explanation, which doesn’t involve him banging her on every desk in the office (including yours, time to get some Flash wipes????).

Hope this helps.

]]> By: la cubana gringa http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/comment-page-1/#comment-17911 la cubana gringa Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:29:15 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/#comment-17911 Or perhaps you accidentally looked in Bridget Jones' diary? Or perhaps you accidentally looked in Bridget Jones’ diary?

]]> By: Anna http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/comment-page-1/#comment-17910 Anna Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:24:20 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/#comment-17910 No it means Birthday Jog No it means Birthday Jog

]]> By: TheBoy http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/comment-page-1/#comment-17909 TheBoy Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:16:14 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/09/05/birthday-lunches/#comment-17909 Ahh, I take it the office manager's name doesn't use the initials BJ? I think that counts as game set and match mate. Ahh, I take it the office manager’s name doesn’t use the initials BJ? I think that counts as game set and match mate.

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