Comments on: Suicide bid http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/ Where 'net rage is all the rage... Wed, 18 May 2011 18:01:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Nomes http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17874 Nomes Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:51:28 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17874 A person sort of involved in the suburbs of my inner-city life recently 'attempted' suicide. I use those quotation marks with great irony - as she didn't even require a stomach pumping (which seems to be at least some sort of benchmark standard for an 'attempt' don't you think?). Am contemplating a post that includes instructions. Perhaps I can be as famous as that 'bombmaking guide'. Whaddya reckon!? A person sort of involved in the suburbs of my inner-city life recently ‘attempted’ suicide. I use those quotation marks with great irony – as she didn’t even require a stomach pumping (which seems to be at least some sort of benchmark standard for an ‘attempt’ don’t you think?). Am contemplating a post that includes instructions. Perhaps I can be as famous as that ‘bombmaking guide’.

Whaddya reckon!?

]]> By: Glammer http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17815 Glammer Thu, 30 Aug 2007 14:54:20 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17815 Well, Courtney's probably still got a grudge about the Coogan baby that was growing in her for a while there, but if Owen's been haing out with Coogan it might be more of a Belushi-type thing that's happened to him. Anyway, "My thoughts are with my friend Owen at this difficult time" is such a Partridge thing to say. Well, Courtney’s probably still got a grudge about the Coogan baby that was growing in her for a while there, but if Owen’s been haing out with Coogan it might be more of a Belushi-type thing that’s happened to him.

Anyway, “My thoughts are with my friend Owen at this difficult time” is such a Partridge thing to say.

]]> By: Shambo's revenge http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17807 Shambo's revenge Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:54:21 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17807 Has anyone read this? Steve Coogan is allegedly the cause: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6969985.stm So says Courtney Love, so Courtney, what did happen to Cobain? Has anyone read this?

Steve Coogan is allegedly the cause:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6969985.stm

So says Courtney Love, so Courtney, what did happen to Cobain?

]]> By: Glammerq http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17805 Glammerq Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:34:16 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17805 Oh yes, Angry, just publish how great the replacement Owen was all over the internet. That's really going to help the real Owen's recovery. Has anybody heard from ben Stiller? How is he holding up? he must have a bunch of movies on hold right now. I think we should avoid mention of penises and remind ourselves of Owen's other talents: http://glammerocity.blogspot.com/2005/08/so-long-and-thanks-for-all-fish.html Oh yes, Angry, just publish how great the replacement Owen was all over the internet. That’s really going to help the real Owen’s recovery.

Has anybody heard from ben Stiller? How is he holding up? he must have a bunch of movies on hold right now.

I think we should avoid mention of penises and remind ourselves of Owen’s other talents:

http://glammerocity.blogspot.com/2005/08/so-long-and-thanks-for-all-fish.html

]]> By: The Girl http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17793 The Girl Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:34:07 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17793 @ bittersweet me: ah, a man with two penises!!! How I have prayed for one of those to be invented... @ bittersweet me: ah, a man with two penises!!! How I have prayed for one of those to be invented…

]]> By: Four Dinners http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17790 Four Dinners Wed, 29 Aug 2007 21:00:06 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17790 Gives a whole new perspective to the olde englishe greeting of "Oi dickhead!" Gives a whole new perspective to the olde englishe greeting of “Oi dickhead!”

]]> By: bittersweet me http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17788 bittersweet me Wed, 29 Aug 2007 20:44:45 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17788 The Girl has a good point. I have often wished my lover had a second penis on his forehead. A penis-nose seems a more user friendly option. As long as his penis didn't look like a nose, of course. The Girl has a good point. I have often wished my lover had a second penis on his forehead. A penis-nose seems a more user friendly option. As long as his penis didn’t look like a nose, of course.

]]> By: james http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17787 james Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:47:24 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17787 also, if his nose looks like a penis than what does his nose looks like? i think that's the real source of the problem right there. also, if his nose looks like a penis than what does his nose looks like? i think that’s the real source of the problem right there.

]]> By: james http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17786 james Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:46:13 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17786 desperate over the loss of Kate Hudson? Oh, that's right, you're British. you tend to prefer the ladies with bodies like young boys. all's forgiven. plus, if a guy with a nose like a penis and no talent who yet manages to earn millions a year in the film industry but can't cope then what kind of example do kids from the inner city have who've been told they should trade guns for hugs? I see a dramatic spike in crime for 2008. desperate over the loss of Kate Hudson? Oh, that’s right, you’re British. you tend to prefer the ladies with bodies like young boys. all’s forgiven.

plus, if a guy with a nose like a penis and no talent who yet manages to earn millions a year in the film industry but can’t cope then what kind of example do kids from the inner city have who’ve been told they should trade guns for hugs? I see a dramatic spike in crime for 2008.

]]> By: DodgyBird http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17785 DodgyBird Wed, 29 Aug 2007 18:49:44 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17785 Um, I'm not really fit but I am really really morally questionable. Please can I come to the hospital? Um, I’m not really fit but I am really really morally questionable. Please can I come to the hospital?

]]> By: Léonie http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17784 Léonie Wed, 29 Aug 2007 18:46:46 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17784 I would, too. Provided the penis and the nose stayed in their regulation places. I would, too. Provided the penis and the nose stayed in their regulation places.

]]> By: The Girl http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17782 The Girl Wed, 29 Aug 2007 18:05:57 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17782 P.S. I would. Penis-nose, penis, nose - whatever. P.S. I would. Penis-nose, penis, nose – whatever.

]]> By: The Girl http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17781 The Girl Wed, 29 Aug 2007 18:05:11 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17781 Am I the only one thinking what an advantage it might be for a guy to have a nose shaped like a penis? Yes. It's probably just me. Am I the only one thinking what an advantage it might be for a guy to have a nose shaped like a penis?

Yes. It’s probably just me.

]]> By: TheBoy http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17780 TheBoy Wed, 29 Aug 2007 16:22:08 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17780 Suicide as a chat up line. Hmm, don't think there's much of a future in it. Suicide as a chat up line. Hmm, don’t think there’s much of a future in it.

]]> By: Sewmouse http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17777 Sewmouse Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:20:32 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17777 I had never heard of this "Owen Wilson" person before he decided to let the media know that he wanted to be relegated to obscurity to "heal" - which seems counterproductive... "Hello, Chicago Tribune? This is Sewmouse. I just wanted to let you know that I don't want any publicity. Thank you." And so I had to go and google up a photo. Angry is right. He does have a penisnose. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I had never heard of this “Owen Wilson” person before he decided to let the media know that he wanted to be relegated to obscurity to “heal” – which seems counterproductive…

“Hello, Chicago Tribune? This is Sewmouse. I just wanted to let you know that I don’t want any publicity. Thank you.”

And so I had to go and google up a photo. Angry is right. He does have a penisnose.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17776 Mr Angry Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:28:20 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17776 Twenty - So you finally found a good way to describe Enya's gee then? Jo - I know. I am waiting my turn patiently. Sam - Phallic symbols on the face are clearly the way forward then. Glammer - I actually thought that film was funny (in parts). Bender's Better Brother - Hello. I think that is a common mistake with suicidal retards. meredic - My pleasure. Twenty – So you finally found a good way to describe Enya’s gee then?

Jo – I know. I am waiting my turn patiently.

Sam – Phallic symbols on the face are clearly the way forward then.

Glammer – I actually thought that film was funny (in parts).

Bender’s Better Brother – Hello. I think that is a common mistake with suicidal retards.

meredic – My pleasure.

]]> By: meredic http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17774 meredic Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:08:14 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17774 Thank you for making my life more complete. I have now seen many fine pictures of Ms Hudson's finer features that I may have missed if I hadn't read this post. Thank you for making my life more complete. I have now seen many fine pictures of Ms Hudson’s finer features that I may have missed if I hadn’t read this post.

]]> By: bender'sbetterbrother http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17773 bender'sbetterbrother Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:08:05 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17773 Yeah, I think he remembered to cut his wrists on the wrong side. Apparently if you want to bleed to death you slice the top of your wrist not the bottom. Of course in his case he could just have picked his nose. No chance of getting that fucker stopped. Yeah, I think he remembered to cut his wrists on the wrong side. Apparently if you want to bleed to death you slice the top of your wrist not the bottom.
Of course in his case he could just have picked his nose. No chance of getting that fucker stopped.

]]> By: Glammer http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17772 Glammer Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:46:09 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17772 I thought he was depressed because Will Ferrell had found a cheaper dolphin-faced Owen lookalike to do that ice-skating "comedy." I bet old Toker Robinson and his kinky wife-swaps don't seem half bad to the Russell kid now. I thought he was depressed because Will Ferrell had found a cheaper dolphin-faced Owen lookalike to do that ice-skating “comedy.”

I bet old Toker Robinson and his kinky wife-swaps don’t seem half bad to the Russell kid now.

]]> By: Sam Cullum http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/comment-page-1/#comment-17771 Sam Cullum Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:25:03 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/08/29/suicide-bid/#comment-17771 I'd rather shag Owen Wilson. Penis nose he may have, but I still think he's rather shagable. I’d rather shag Owen Wilson. Penis nose he may have, but I still think he’s rather shagable.

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