Comments on: The Curry http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/ Where 'net rage is all the rage... Wed, 18 May 2011 18:01:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Alan http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/comment-page-1/#comment-17320 Alan Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:21:11 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/#comment-17320 This post reminded me of my dog, who ate a Fahl when my son couldn't! This post reminded me of my dog, who ate a Fahl when my son couldn’t!

]]> By: emma http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/comment-page-1/#comment-17296 emma Mon, 23 Jul 2007 23:37:50 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/#comment-17296 Yeah yeah, we've all been there. Like Fat Jim, trying to show off by ordering the hottest curry that takes the roof off your mouth. But it always comes back to bite you in the bum doesn't it, when you're on the crapper, hours after and you've got the runs and that hot curry stings so bad, like you've stuck a hot poker up there. I learnt my lesson a few times and now I stick to the mild stuff. Yeah yeah, we’ve all been there. Like Fat Jim, trying to show off by ordering the hottest curry that takes the roof off your mouth. But it always comes back to bite you in the bum doesn’t it, when you’re on the crapper, hours after and you’ve got the runs and that hot curry stings so bad, like you’ve stuck a hot poker up there. I learnt my lesson a few times and now I stick to the mild stuff.

]]> By: melanie http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/comment-page-1/#comment-17295 melanie Mon, 23 Jul 2007 22:05:09 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/#comment-17295 thankfully it wasn't a buffet. :wink: I like korma too. But saying post coital would mean i would actually have had sex, which sadly is lacking from my diet at present. thankfully it wasn’t a buffet. :wink:

I like korma too. But saying post coital would mean i would actually have had sex, which sadly is lacking from my diet at present.

]]> By: Sam Cullum http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/comment-page-1/#comment-17294 Sam Cullum Mon, 23 Jul 2007 20:14:22 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/#comment-17294 I'm a Korma kind of girl myself, and any self respecting woman will tell you that eating a hot curry does not impress a woman - will you men never learn. I’m a Korma kind of girl myself, and any self respecting woman will tell you that eating a hot curry does not impress a woman – will you men never learn.

]]> By: me http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/comment-page-1/#comment-17293 me Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:25:05 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/#comment-17293 next time ... order a lassi for him to drink. much more soothing on the heat than any beer. nothing wrong with a post coital curry, especially when the metabolical rate is still high. next time … order a lassi for him to drink. much more soothing on the heat than any beer.

nothing wrong with a post coital curry, especially when the metabolical rate is still high.

]]> By: Angelalala http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/comment-page-1/#comment-17292 Angelalala Mon, 23 Jul 2007 14:10:51 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/#comment-17292 A little tip for James the larger. Rounded ice made from bags is much kinder than traditional cubes when it comes to bum-numbing. So my friend tells me. I have the gob of a fairy and stick to Korma and Kingfisher, personally. A little tip for James the larger. Rounded ice made from bags is much kinder than traditional cubes when it comes to bum-numbing. So my friend tells me.

I have the gob of a fairy and stick to Korma and Kingfisher, personally.

]]> By: GH http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/comment-page-1/#comment-17291 GH Mon, 23 Jul 2007 14:09:13 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/#comment-17291 Hmm, first you post that you don't drink Stella 'cos you don't like hangovers, now you're admitting that you eat ladyboy curries. What kind of a man are you Angry? No wonder you're struggling to find fit birds to drag off to bed for pre- or post-curry fun! BTW - I noticed a number of dogs cringing the other morning, I'm guessing the Fat Jim was emitting sounds from the toilet that only they could hear country-wide. GH Hmm, first you post that you don’t drink Stella ‘cos you don’t like hangovers, now you’re admitting that you eat ladyboy curries.

What kind of a man are you Angry? No wonder you’re struggling to find fit birds to drag off to bed for pre- or post-curry fun!

BTW – I noticed a number of dogs cringing the other morning, I’m guessing the Fat Jim was emitting sounds from the toilet that only they could hear country-wide.

GH

]]> By: la cubana gringa http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/comment-page-1/#comment-17290 la cubana gringa Mon, 23 Jul 2007 13:58:34 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/#comment-17290 Planning ahead for post-coital curry? I would suppose that the need for a hot dish depends on whether or not the coitus preceding it was spicy enough... Planning ahead for post-coital curry? I would suppose that the need for a hot dish depends on whether or not the coitus preceding it was spicy enough…

]]> By: Oli http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/comment-page-1/#comment-17289 Oli Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:14:25 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/#comment-17289 I can not get the image of Mr A laid in bed with a curry in one hand, a fit bird in the other and a bottle of rohypnol on the bedside table. I can not get the image of Mr A laid in bed with a curry in one hand, a fit bird in the other and a bottle of rohypnol on the bedside table.

]]> By: Dominic http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/comment-page-1/#comment-17288 Dominic Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:44:00 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/#comment-17288 I don't like curry, so happily I've no idea what the 'morning after' experience is like. My gf assures me it's eye-watering, tho... I don’t like curry, so happily I’ve no idea what the ‘morning after’ experience is like.

My gf assures me it’s eye-watering, tho…

]]> By: Dialyser http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/comment-page-1/#comment-17287 Dialyser Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:24:30 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/#comment-17287 This reminded me of one of my mates a few years ago who like Fat Jim ordered the hottest curry available. Unlike Fat Jim my mate wasn't "man enough" to eat it. However the waiters didn't let him off that easy. They force fed him it by scooping up the sauce with pieces of naan bread whilst assuring him that this was the last mouthful (much like you would a child). He ate the whole curry in this manner much to everyones amusement! This reminded me of one of my mates a few years ago who like Fat Jim ordered the hottest curry available. Unlike Fat Jim my mate wasn’t “man enough” to eat it.
However the waiters didn’t let him off that easy. They force fed him it by scooping up the sauce with pieces of naan bread whilst assuring him that this was the last mouthful (much like you would a child).
He ate the whole curry in this manner much to everyones amusement!

]]> By: afc 30k http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/comment-page-1/#comment-17286 afc 30k Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:16:53 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/#comment-17286 I'm a woos when it comes to curry. A good old rogan josh and an garlic naan for me and korma for Wifey. I’m a woos when it comes to curry. A good old rogan josh and an garlic naan for me and korma for Wifey.

]]> By: Jon Allen http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/comment-page-1/#comment-17285 Jon Allen Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:49:18 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/#comment-17285 My mouth is watering at the thought of a good curry. "Ring Stinger" is the phrase that popped into my head! My mouth is watering at the thought of a good curry.
“Ring Stinger” is the phrase that popped into my head!

]]> By: Mr.X http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/comment-page-1/#comment-17283 Mr.X Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:35:43 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/#comment-17283 For some reason, the phrase "that's going to sting in the morning" popped into our head. Can't think why... For some reason, the phrase “that’s going to sting in the morning” popped into our head.
Can’t think why…

]]> By: Dr J http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/comment-page-1/#comment-17282 Dr J Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:45:31 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/07/23/the-curry/#comment-17282 Ah what happy memories. The Dilshad on the Bristol Road in Selly Oak was our natural haunt in student days. We once took a mate who was half Pakistani (t'other half Irish as it happened). The "Fat Jim" of our group ordered the Phall in much the same spirit, forcing a forkful onto our guest for the evening. Poor lad. His mum was a fine curry chef, able to infuse a meal with all the delicate spices and flavours of the mystic orient and to tantalize the taste buds with just enough tang of chilli to pique the interest. Needless to say he was not impressed. Later in the meal he took one of the waiters to one side to enquire of him if this was what the staff cared to eat. "Naah mate. Thats just what we give to the Med Students innit!" Ah what happy memories. The Dilshad on the Bristol Road in Selly Oak was our natural haunt in student days. We once took a mate who was half Pakistani (t’other half Irish as it happened).

The “Fat Jim” of our group ordered the Phall in much the same spirit, forcing a forkful onto our guest for the evening. Poor lad. His mum was a fine curry chef, able to infuse a meal with all the delicate spices and flavours of the mystic orient and to tantalize the taste buds with just enough tang of chilli to pique the interest. Needless to say he was not impressed.

Later in the meal he took one of the waiters to one side to enquire of him if this was what the staff cared to eat.

“Naah mate. Thats just what we give to the Med Students innit!”

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