I am not proud.

Well, actually I am. What I mean is I am not above asking you, my lovely readers, to vote for me in the Big Blogger house this week. Normally you vote for who you want out, and the person with the most votes gets evicted, but this week, in a I-didn’t-see-that-coming-whatsoever kinda way, it is the people with the least amount of votes that will be evicted.

You are voting for who you want to stay in.

For that reason, I would ask you all to kindly go over here, and select Mr Angry from the voting panel at the top right of the page and click the Vote button. It will take you no more than ten seconds and will provide me with literally minutes of false hope.

I am going to treat this voting task as a small social experiment, as lots of statistics packages will tell you how many visitors come to this site, but this will tell me how many of you actually read this tripe. And then act upon it. I am hoping it is more than twelve.

If I get over a hundred votes (not likely) then I will write Friday’s post in the nude. Honestly. There will even be photographic evidence. For those of you not particularly good at reading between the lines, this is me pimping myself on the Internet.

This could be the start of a regular Naked Friday theme. Maybe.