I will be here all week. At some point during my journey northwards I appear to have passed through a rift in the space-time continuum and have found myself in 1950’s Yorkshire. My hotel does not have the Internet, and when I asked for a Cappuccino the waiter looked at me much like a monkey would look at an iPod.
What this means, of course, is that things might be a little light here this week. For that reason I suggest you avail yourselves of the archives to the right, there is some good stuff in there, probably, and if you find it, do not forget to let me know. Also, check out Big Blogger (link to the right), as I am still in the house, which is nice, but there are some others in there who are worth reading, even if I have not yet copped off with any of the girls.
If I can get my coupe up to 88 miles-per-hour I will pop in at some point before Thursday night. Otherwise, see you in a couple of days.
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Angelalala · June 19, 2007 at 9:39 am
I don’t get it. Does your car become a networking device at speed?
BoyOnTop · June 19, 2007 at 9:48 am
And what’s wrong with 1950’s Yorkshire? You’ll get hate mail for that you know.
Fern · June 19, 2007 at 10:06 am
This is exciting news about the car. Not only does it become a networking device at 88mph but it does that Back To The Future thing too. “I will pop in at some point before Thursday night.” Brilliant.
Badger · June 19, 2007 at 12:09 pm
If yer still Oop North you can come visit me and buy me a pint, ya cheap bashtid.
B.
BanTheBreeders · June 19, 2007 at 12:46 pm
I work in a hotel (up North) and it is probably better hotels dont have it. The staff dont know how to assist the guests as they dont know how to use it, except for the idiot who spent the night shift surfing porn.
GH · June 19, 2007 at 12:51 pm
I spent a lot of last year commuting to Bournemouth where the hotel’s internet set up was really shite. I got so fed up with it that I ended up fixing it for them! Yes, I know I’m a geek.
And buy Badger a beer!
GH.
la cubana gringa · June 19, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Actually, I’m fairly certain monkeys these days know how to use an ipod.
Chopski · June 19, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Whats an ipod?
marycub · June 19, 2007 at 6:48 pm
That is frustrating! No net porn for you then
melanie · June 19, 2007 at 9:22 pm
have a few for me. look at this as a blessing. I feel tied to my computer some days, and that is not a good thing.
Sam Cullum · June 19, 2007 at 9:35 pm
You do realise that they have the internet up north don’t you….ok it’s coal powered and has a ferret in a wheel to give extra boost, but it’s still internet I tells ya.
BanTheBreeders · June 19, 2007 at 10:16 pm
A slight grammatical correction for all you southern bastards – the phrase is “tinternet”
Oli · June 20, 2007 at 4:16 pm
If you pass by York feel free to come out for a few pints, I expect a link on the side of your blog for the effort though.
Admin comment by Mr Angry · June 20, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Oli – I am out in York tonight!!
Badger · June 20, 2007 at 9:00 pm
Angry – Ya fucker. You ignoring my advances? I’ll do anything for a free pint, me. Well, not the kind of stuff I’m sure you’re into, like…
B.
Duck · June 20, 2007 at 9:11 pm
‘I am out in York tonight’
Didn’t realise York was the coming out capital of the North.