As I stood there, completely naked from the waist down apart from a pair of socks, I pondered how difficult it is to look attractive in this situation. A man wearing nothing but a polo shirt and a pair of socks is not a great look.
I did not have a mirror to check myself, so my only way of judging how I potentially ridiculous I looked were the several camera flashes and the hundred or so night-clubbers who were in the vicinity at the time.
[3 minutes earlier]
“And so, the first one back here wins a prize!” screamed the DJ to the hen party on stage with him.
I had heard something about them having to go and find something in the crowd a few moments before, but I had been busy explaining to anyone who would listen how it was just my injured shoulder and the luck of the draw in Poker which had prevented me becoming Superstars champion 2007.
I then noticed one particularly cute member of the hen party running in our general direction, and for the briefest moment, our eyes locked. It is unusual for me to have an attractive women that I do not know come running directly at me in a nightclub, as I do not wear Lynx. It is not as an arousing experience as you would think. As she approached I checked her hands for a weapon.
“I need your pants! Can I have your pants?! Please take off your pants!!” she begged.
Again, I was taken aback. Honestly, this moment had been a dream of mine from the age of fourteen right up until I was twenty five, but since then I have decided that a bit of wooing does not go amiss.
“Well, normally I expect someone to buy me dinner first, but since you asked so nicely…”
And with that she began clawing at my belt. Again, not as arousing as you might imagine, especially as your mates are getting their cameras ready for the ‘money shot’.
“They are clean aren’t they?” she asked as my belt was freed and she was about to pull off my jeans.
“Yes, of course!” I responded, I had, after all, turned them inside out only hours before.
And so down came the pants, and I stood there, in a busy nightclub, cupping Little Angry and the McSquirter Twins whilst she dashed off to claim her prize. With my underpants on her head.
It was not my finest hour.
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Léonie · June 12, 2007 at 8:25 am
Ahahahahaha! I was feeling a little depressed this morning, but that has cheered me right up.
You are one of the six classiest people I know.
(Did she take you out for dinner afterwards, at least?)
marycub · June 12, 2007 at 8:39 am
Little Angry… lol.
The first thing that popped into my mind while reading this… where were the socks?
z · June 12, 2007 at 8:43 am
These pictures have, of course, been posted on the internet.
Anyone know where?
me · June 12, 2007 at 9:20 am
McSquirter!! *choke*
what a star!
Admin comment by Mr Angry · June 12, 2007 at 10:22 am
Léonie – I am pleased to have helped. No, she did not buy me dinner, but she did buy me a drink… and five people classier than me? I do not believe you!
Marycub – On my feet of course!
z – Actually yes, they are on the Internet, but they are password protected so you will never see them… sorry.
me – I can not take the credit for that, it is a euphemism first coined by Richard Herring I believe…
GH · June 12, 2007 at 11:54 am
Lol! You have immeasurably cheered up my day Mr A. So, did you get her phone number?
GH.
Equine Pimp · June 12, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Timetable for the day
Do work
Get to lunchtime
Go to Angry’s site
Literally spit my drink all over my pc due to excessive amounts of laughter and receive some very odd looks from my colleagues.
There is only one word that will suffice and as you know it is one of my favourites.
QUALITY !
BoyOnTop · June 12, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Angry angry angry… A prime opportunity to negotiate a proper trade and all you do is drop your pants? A drink afters sold yourself far too cheap. That’s a schoolboy error for a sales start such as yourself!
Kathryn · June 12, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Did she keep your pants? *giggle*
TJ · June 12, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Do you have big hands?
Angelalala · June 12, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Blimey, you’re cheap!
Léonie · June 12, 2007 at 5:09 pm
TJ wins the Brilliant Comment of the Day Award.
la cubana gringa · June 12, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Imagine what would have happened had you actually been wearing Lynx? Little Angry and the McSquirter twins might have gotten a little more out of the deal.
luna · June 13, 2007 at 2:09 am
Not her finest either,lol,silly girl,what on earth did she win?(apart from a reputation)